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Werewolf's Dick

When pubic hair runs all along the shaft of some dude's dick resembling that of a Werewolf and/or some other hairy animal.
Don was stripped down naked when he passed out at the party around 12am. Everyone was laughing at his Werewolf's Dick.
by will bitten March 22, 2017
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Mouth Sores

What women get from sucking dirty dick. Usually in the form of some herpes of the gum line or cankers.
Tina started getting a bleeding mouth lately. She went on a dick binge and picked up Mouth Sores from a shit load of filthy cock.
by will bitten February 11, 2017
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Jesus Gypsy

When a person attends Sunday Church Service and passes off the Collection Plate without putting a cent on it thus receiving a sermon for free like a dirty Gypsy.
Reverend Sharpton was preaching up a storm as the Collection Plate was getting full with $20 bills. Ol' Otis just dished it off to the next person without even blinking twice. Everyone knows he's a Jesus Gypsy and won't drop a dime.
by will bitten September 14, 2017
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Face Fucking

I dont understand these bunch of Millennials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!
I dont understand these bunch of Millenials. All they do is walk around Face Fucking their phone!!
by will bitten December 7, 2019
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Bar Tourettes

When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.
Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.
by will bitten June 30, 2018
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Dummy Tit

Another name for a baby's pacifier.
Baby Huey wouldn't stop crying until his mom jammed a Dummy Tit in his yap.
by will bitten March 8, 2017
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Ageless Beauty

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.
The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!
by will bitten October 2, 2016
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