Definitions by will bitten

Heidi Date 

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks

Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.

Heidi Date by will bitten January 23, 2017

Jail Smell 

Someone whose body stinks from ass sweat, grime, funk,matted shit and any other unsavory stench.

"Buddy standing in line ahead of me stinks so bad it brings tears to my eyes. He definitely has the Jail Smell!"

Jail Smell by will bitten January 5, 2017

Allahtosis 

When ISIS is talking shit with their propaganda.

The only way to rid the world of
Allahtosis is to gargle on hot death

Allahtosis by will bitten January 5, 2017

Schorn 

A mixture of corn and shit that one would eat in order to have sex with a hot chick .

I would eat the Schorn out of her ass just to get next to her asshole and I don't even like corn!

Schorn by will bitten December 27, 2016

Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.

Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.

Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016

Picket Teeth

A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.

Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!

Picket Teeth by will bitten December 21, 2016

Si 

Having a sign language rap battle.

Tommy couldn't hear the shit that Warren was signing about him.

Si by will bitten December 21, 2016