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by will bitten September 15, 2017
Get the Bible Pimpmug. When you are at a Bar/Restaurant trying to enjoy watching a Sporting event and some Fuck has to blurt out random words about the game like he has uncontrollable Tourettes Syndrome.
Me and Rich were watching the Blue Jays when Josh Donaldson was called out on strikes. The fucker beside us shouted " He's out!!" This poor retard must have Bar Tourettes.
by will bitten June 30, 2018
Get the Bar Tourettesmug. Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!
by will bitten January 25, 2017
Get the Sandsquatchmug. What the senior citizens wear at the Casino while playing the Slot Machines. The diaper is worn for long periods of time for fear of missing the Jackpot upon leaving to use the washroom.
Granny was geared up for an 8hr shift on her favorite One Armed Bandit cuz she had her Slot Diaper on.
by will bitten June 6, 2017
Get the Slot Diapermug. by will bitten March 8, 2017
Get the Dummy Titmug. Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )
Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
by will bitten March 6, 2017
Get the Shit Painsmug. When a person attends Sunday Church Service and passes off the Collection Plate without putting a cent on it thus receiving a sermon for free like a dirty Gypsy.
Reverend Sharpton was preaching up a storm as the Collection Plate was getting full with $20 bills. Ol' Otis just dished it off to the next person without even blinking twice. Everyone knows he's a Jesus Gypsy and won't drop a dime.
by will bitten September 14, 2017
Get the Jesus Gypsymug.