Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

by will bitten March 06, 2017

Shift Disturber

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!

by will bitten October 26, 2017

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

by will bitten September 13, 2017

Cabeeb

Assuming that every Cab Driver who is Middle Eastern has the first name of Habeeb/Habib. The word is a combination of Cab and first name.

I grabbed a Taxi and Cabeeb took me downtown.

by will bitten October 10, 2016

Loosened his Vowels

When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.

Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!!

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Scuzzage

A term to describe the total amount of nasty, filthy, pick legged skid looking douchebag guys a woman has slept with that alot of people are privy to.

The new boy at the Club was warned not to go over to Juanita. This girl's Scuzzage was off the chart for any half decent guy to handle.

by will bitten October 07, 2017

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

by will bitten September 08, 2017