Fecalangelo

Leaving a masterpiece of a dump in the shitter.

Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!

by will bitten July 22, 2017

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

by will bitten October 10, 2016

Ageless Beauty

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.

The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!

by will bitten October 02, 2016

Bible Pimp

Someone who tries to sell you on the idea of Jesus and/or God.

This Bible Pimp was downtown giving out Jesus pamphlets for Easter.

by will bitten September 15, 2017

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

by will bitten September 08, 2017

Scuzzage

A term to describe the total amount of nasty, filthy, pick legged skid looking douchebag guys a woman has slept with that alot of people are privy to.

The new boy at the Club was warned not to go over to Juanita. This girl's Scuzzage was off the chart for any half decent guy to handle.

by will bitten October 07, 2017

Whistle Tooth

When someone says their C'S and/or S's with a high pitched tooth whistling noise that pierces the eardrum.

DeAndra was so hot until she kept saying she wanted a Caesar with her damn Whistle Tooth. Bitch pierced my brain.

by will bitten November 12, 2017