will's definitions

byb

Bring Yourown Booze. When throwing a party, say the party is "BYB" and you will attract hardcore drinkers...

Mike: "Dude, you hear that Jim is throwing a party, its BYB."

John: "Looks like another typical night that I'll be wasted..."

by Will June 20, 2006

smell like a mosh pit

to smell like the area in gigs where fat topless sweaty men beat the hell out of each other

after my ten mile run i smelt like a mosh pit

by will March 13, 2004

Danza Slap

Hurtful urban myth created in an attempt to tarnish one's reputation.

Mona thought up a sensational Danza Slap about Walt Disney, hoping to ruin his name.

by Will April 21, 2005

heat up the pan

to intensify something

"The troops are in place,General, now its time to heat up the pan."

by will April 17, 2005

vaheena

an insult, comparable to vagina when refering to someone who is a complete douche bag.

look at that vaheena, i feel like punching him in the wiener.

by will January 17, 2004

beauty

Beauty is a corporate invention designed to promote the suffering and insecurity of the masses for the sake of profit. They say it's a state we're all supposed to be achieve, in order to ensure economic, financial, social and recreational success. There is a ridiculous double standard in society at the moment. An attractive blonde who never bothers to do anything useful gets more respect than an ugly git who has the courage and determination to get the fuck out there and do something for him/herself and this world and not be a parasite. Don't you think that's fucked up? Or am I just weird?

'By buying our rubbish, you can achieve beauty, which will make you successful and make your life wonderful and you will never need to worry again' says the greedy corporate pig, who lives off the insecurity and suffering, and above all, gullibility (that means believing lies) of the masses

by Will April 13, 2004

Willnot

n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.

"How was your day today?"

by Will April 7, 2003