whitey's definitions

Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

by Whitey October 2, 2003

Mini-Bar

A machine that makes drinks expensive.

Do you have coke...in a glass harmonica?

by Whitey October 5, 2003

Scrotty

One who Likes Balls and Scrotums

Hello, Scrotty!

pronounced Scr oh Tee

by whitey July 19, 2006

Spaintastic

Adj. A qualifier used to describe something which is both Spanish and fantastic.

You're going to Madrid?
That's spaintastic.

by Whitey September 5, 2003

straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

by Whitey August 19, 2003

moofin

Created in Perth, Western Australia it describes a Muff, cunt etc.

Also used as a term of excitement or agreement with something someone has done. An affirmative answer to a question.

"I boned her sweet moofin"

"Want a beer?" "Moofin!"

by Whitey February 3, 2005

buttn

button without an 'o'

"the hardest buttn to buttn"

by whitey November 7, 2003