whitey's definitions

Mini-Bar

A machine that makes drinks expensive.

Do you have coke...in a glass harmonica?

by Whitey October 5, 2003

Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

by Whitey October 2, 2003

Turkey time

A turkey says gobble gobble and if you gobble somthing you eat it.

turkey time > eating out a girl

gobble gobble> the licking you do

During oral sex wit that hoe down the street she asked if it was turkey time and i responded with gobble gobble.


Yummy cooter juice!!!!!!!!!

by whitey May 6, 2005

buffalo butt

the incredibly huge buttocks of a woman(usually black).

"my god! Linda Burl has the biggest buffalo butt in the whole fucking world!"

by whitey April 8, 2003

buttn

button without an 'o'

"the hardest buttn to buttn"

by whitey November 7, 2003

ja rule

One who needs to clear one's throat.

Shit Ja Rule, swallow, cough, do something.

by whitey January 30, 2005

Whitey

Happens when smoking too much weed, you go pale, feel dizzy and drowsy, and start to vomit. When on a whitey you often stop talking. If you whitey keep smoking more weed, until you have passed it. Sleeping while on a whitey makes you spin out and feel worse.

Last night I went on a real bad whitey, I was being sick for 4 hours.

by Whitey October 18, 2004