28 definitions by whitey

T-Box

A german nigger pirate

You're a huge t-box.

by whitey April 13, 2005

spilked

A word which has two meanings so that you can use it to get out of lying.
Definition 1: To have sex with.
Definition 2: To be turned down by a girl when moving in for a kiss.

Larson: So, how did the date go?
Ted: She Spilked me!
Larson: Sweeeeet!

by whitey October 2, 2003

fi'in

fixing - fi(x)in(g) - getting ready to take action

I'm fi'in to throw down on that muh!

by whitey September 15, 2003

ja rule

One who needs to clear one's throat.

Shit Ja Rule, swallow, cough, do something.

by whitey January 31, 2005

waffle

Like a pancake with syrup traps.

by whitey October 6, 2003

straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

by whitey August 20, 2003

Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

by whitey October 2, 2003