whatever's definitions

nerd

A person who is smart with a dissapointing sex life. One who will most likely become successful when it comes to money but might still be unhappy because they are a 35 year old virgin. There is a difference between smart people and nerds. A smart person can still be cool and get laid. A smart person is not necessarily obsessed with one thing like a nerd. Not all nerds are to bad they can be nice but most of them could take a shower more often then once a month.

neeeeeeeeeeeerds are smelly losers and can be okay in small doses.

by Whatever October 15, 2006

the pill

1: An oral contraceptive in pill form, designed to be taken every 24 hours. Designed as a contraceptive only, with no STD-preventative properties. Suppresses hormones in such a way as to render the woman taking them temporarily infertile. Ortho Tricyclen and Ortho Cyclen are among the different kinds available.
2: Proof that there is a Deity, and that It loves us all.

Thanks be for the Pill... the salvation of humanity!

by whatever May 7, 2003

Lite-On

Tiwanese makers of the greatest CD-RW drives in the world. Highly reccomended by computer gamers, hackers and CD-R traders for their high quality, speed and super fast burning on all kinds of CD-R media. Usually sells for less than other Plextor, TDK, HP and Sony burners.

This Lite-On 52X burned a whole 70 minute CD-R in two minutes, thirty-five seconds!

by Whatever April 8, 2003

Kazza

The most popular file sharing program on the internet after Napster folded 2 years ago. Used to download Mp3's, Pictures, Movies, Games and Programs.

Kazza-lite is better than Kazza because it has no adware or spyware.

by Whatever April 8, 2003

brecksville broadview heights high school

Not bad for a public school. Until someone had the great idea of sticking their finger up someone else's poo hole

pat and tavrell went to brecksville broadview heights high school

by whatever April 21, 2005

K-Mart

A once powerful mass merchandiser that was brought to its knees by Wal-Mart and Target - now is in bankrupcy. Used to be a fairly good store in the 70's and 80's but the corporation never updated stores or merchandise. Prices were high, employees were always jerks and the quality of K-Mart clothing was and still is horrible.

"K-Mart Sucks, Ray"

by Whatever April 8, 2003

gimpy

1.)a guy with small dick(cock)
2.)a person who walks with a limp

by whatever April 4, 2003