masturbaters

one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.
-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"

-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."

-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)
by Whatever April 06, 2005
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cassette

Formerly the most popular way of copying audio. Was considered a hazard by the record industry in the 1980's who had a big advertising campaign that said "Home Taping Is Killing Music" Nobody listened and continued buying blank tape. Now replaced by the easier to use CD-R.
by Whatever April 08, 2003
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Pedophilia

An automatic death sentence if you are in prison. >:^
At least the homicidal convicts help us get rid of pedophiles by killing them off.
by whatever August 26, 2003
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K-Mart

A once powerful mass merchandiser that was brought to its knees by Wal-Mart and Target - now is in bankrupcy. Used to be a fairly good store in the 70's and 80's but the corporation never updated stores or merchandise. Prices were high, employees were always jerks and the quality of K-Mart clothing was and still is horrible.
"K-Mart Sucks, Ray"
by Whatever April 08, 2003
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blowjob

The most disgusting taste in the world. A good way to keep yourself from eating anything for the next week.
"I threw up 5 seconds into a blowjob"
by whatever March 07, 2005
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nerd

A person who is smart with a dissapointing sex life. One who will most likely become successful when it comes to money but might still be unhappy because they are a 35 year old virgin. There is a difference between smart people and nerds. A smart person can still be cool and get laid. A smart person is not necessarily obsessed with one thing like a nerd. Not all nerds are to bad they can be nice but most of them could take a shower more often then once a month.
neeeeeeeeeeeerds are smelly losers and can be okay in small doses.
by Whatever April 06, 2005
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Lite-On

Tiwanese makers of the greatest CD-RW drives in the world. Highly reccomended by computer gamers, hackers and CD-R traders for their high quality, speed and super fast burning on all kinds of CD-R media. Usually sells for less than other Plextor, TDK, HP and Sony burners.
This Lite-On 52X burned a whole 70 minute CD-R in two minutes, thirty-five seconds!
by Whatever April 08, 2003
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