Definitions by whatever

gerflinkin 

thing-a-ma-jig, whatchyamacallit

Where's my gerflinkin?

gerflinkin by Whatever November 22, 2003

crandle 

Obnoxious cliquey asian kids with gel filled spikey hair

Those crandles love sticking there fingers in wall sockets

crandle by whatever September 8, 2003

global cooling 

er..no, AYB, we ARE in one right now, except that our pollution has only delayed its effects.

global cooling by whatever August 25, 2003

Pedophilia 

An automatic death sentence if you are in prison. >:^]

At least the homicidal convicts help us get rid of pedophiles by killing them off.

Pedophilia by whatever August 25, 2003

Furries 

The reason why catgirl hentai is being imported by the ton from Japan.

Goddamn furries and their perverted fetishes.

Furries by whatever August 23, 2003

BBC 

Billionaire Boy's Club

Wear can I get one of Pharrell's BBC shirts?

BBC by whatever August 22, 2003

cyberathlete

An oxymoron to no end. An athlete is one who participates in a physical sport.

Games are exactly the opposite, you fucking losers. Get a life.

Get off of your fucking ass and stop trying to use excuses to call yourself an athlete.

cyberathlete by whatever August 22, 2003