Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006

Pickle slicer

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

by wetcoaster September 02, 2006

saskatchewan chrome

another name for the wonder product, duct tape

Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome

by wetcoaster July 08, 2007

agent orange

The package of "cheese" that comes with a box of kraft dinner

Lunch is almost ready, I just need to stir in the agent orange

by wetcoaster May 10, 2010

flamingo

A hockey move, usually performed by forwards trying to play defence. The technique involves raising one leg while the opposing player takes a shot from the point, instead of doing what you are paid to do, which is to block the shot.
The end result is usually a deflection or screening the goalie, thus causing a goal.

Most Swedish and Finnish wingers are very adept at the flamingo move.

Trevor Linden has never used the flamingo move in is life

by wetcoaster July 04, 2007

gdoink-gdoink

In any sport in which the object is to hurtle yourself downhill at high speeds (eg Skiing, mountain biking etc.), a gdoink-gdoink is an athletic manoever in which the participant goes into a tumbling motion, sometimes intentional but usually unintentional. The term is derived from the sound one makes while performing this manoever.
Gdoink, gdoink, gdoink!

My skiing holiday ended when I tried the double black diamond. I made 1 turn then went into an amazing gdoink-gdoink. The cast on my leg is great for meeting chicks at the lodge, however.

by wetcoaster September 26, 2006

Surrey sport coat

The ubiquitous cotton plaid jacket, worn predominately by the upper class population of the city of Surrey, BC

Man, dude, we're going to the Dell. The least you could do is wear your Surrey sport coat. We'll probably be on 'To Serve and Protect' tonight

by wetcoaster July 07, 2007