porkulate

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.
by weasel990 December 24, 2016
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Syphorrhea

A condition where a person has syphilis and gonnorhea at the same time
Stay away from that whore , she's got syphorrhea.
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Uber-callipygian

A perfect figure on a woman would be something like 36-24-36. The word callipygian is a female with nice rounded buttocks. Such a person would have measurements similar to those stated above. An uber-callipygian woman would have measurements like 34-24-40. An uber-callipygian woman would be quite dominant with her rounded buttocks.
Jeniffer Lopez is uber-callipygian
by weasel990 January 22, 2010
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puddlephelia

My dog, cosmo, who suffers from puddlephelia, is ecstatic after a big rain.
by weasel990 July 11, 2009
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Dr. House moment

"that point in time when you suddenly know the answer to a problem that has been perplexing you for some time"
My business was in trouble when all of a sudden I had a Dr. House moment and I saw an end to my problems.
by weasel990 January 25, 2010
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Hershey remnants

When you wipe your ass but you miss some of it the leftovers are called "hershey remnants.
I wiped my ass in a hurry and left some hershey remnants which resulted in skid marks in my underwhere.
by weasel990 July 11, 2010
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