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bahama breeze

when one is taking a hot shower and they fart, creating a path of wind that smells exceptionally bad due to the warm conditions in the shower
i always make sure to produce a bahama breeze while i'm in the shower
by weasel May 7, 2005
mugGet the bahama breezemug.

JFing

An initiation rite performed in Toronto, where new members of a gang show their hommies they have no fear by walking along Jane street between Steeles and sheppard shouting "Jane and Finch"
Tom was allowed into the gang after being JFed
by Weasel August 21, 2006
mugGet the JFingmug.

mee grob

1. a very tastey Thai appetizer
2. the noise one makes while grimmacing from the first anal penetration
'Uh, oh, urgggg. Mee Grob. Gently, Tony. '
by weasel February 10, 2003
mugGet the mee grobmug.

pipe cleaning

when you receive an orgasmically felacio from a chick; usually its when you haven't received a felacio in a while
last night mandy cleaned my pipe and i busted all in her face
by weasel April 23, 2005
mugGet the pipe cleaningmug.

Surfer

Someone with the patience to sit out on the ocean for hours waiting for the right wave to come along and pick them up. No, we don't say things like "Radical dude!", "Surfs up", and walk around with longass shorts with a billabong T-shirt on and dreadlocks. That's all stereotypical and anyone who does that is a dumbass poseur and should rethink thier lives. I've been surfing 5 hours everyday day all summer (50+ days) for the past 4 years and have never seen a real surfer who does any of those things.
Poseur: Surfs up dude, Ima grab my 20 ft board and stand up out on the water!

Surfer: #### you man, these waves are only 3 ft high but I'm gonna try and ride em anyway.
by Weasel August 6, 2004
mugGet the Surfermug.

buttmuncher

person who you are mad at, and feel is dirty enough to munch butts, preferably stinky ones.
by weasel April 29, 2004
mugGet the buttmunchermug.

hebrew hop

when one jumps up in the air, kicking his legs and flailing his arms wildly, basically making himself look like a total douche bag
"hahahaha, look at that queer doing hebrew hops, i think he's mad because he has a small chode"
by weasel May 3, 2005
mugGet the hebrew hopmug.

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