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athena neville

she is like 17 or 18 and she down bad bro black belt in karate with a fat ass

im kinda drunk rn but that doesnt stop me from wanting to fuck u athena neville you better not ever see this nigga

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022

omaha

a rapidly growing city in the midwestern state of nebraska. its population is larger then a few more prominent cities such as miami, new orleans, honolulu, minneapolis, and on par with atlanta. it has 2 sky scrappers but a third one is planning to be built, which will be the largest building in nebraska.

stupid girl: you live in omaha? dont you drive tractors to school?
smart person: girl shut up only 38 cities in the entire nation of 330 million are larger then omaha. omahas population is just 9k less then atlanta, which is 498K.

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 11, 2022

my grades

down the gutter, just awful

Mom: Let me see powerschool

Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

CHRISSY WAKE UP

I DONT LIKE THIS

CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPPPP

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022

escapism season

the season where you listen to the song escapism. the season starts at the end of november and ends at the end of january.

time: december 1st

everyone: ITS ESCAPISM SEASON
then you start listening to escapism

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 28, 2023

ussr fankid

a ussr fankid is a kid (typically 12-14 year olds) that makes jokes about the ussr and how it was better then the usa and they would live there, and they have no idea of the shit that went down in 20-90s

"oop the ussr fankid changed their profile picture to the soviet flag"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 11, 2022

Zelenskyy

The president of the ukraine, and he is not surrendering to us.

Stop resisting zelenskyy

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 1, 2022