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selfcare.with.kayla
selfcare.with.kayla: *jumps*
the news: “breaking news, magnitude 9 earthquake has struck the united states. however, this earthquake was not caused by geological reasons, but rather some 500 pound diabetic person jumped to hard and caused it reasons”
the news: “breaking news, magnitude 9 earthquake has struck the united states. however, this earthquake was not caused by geological reasons, but rather some 500 pound diabetic person jumped to hard and caused it reasons”
selfcare.with.kayla by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut July 28, 2023
kqtiewhitney
satire tiktok acc where the owner posts cringey and weird povs. her liked vids are full of fit gay men in their underwear
kqtiewhitney
kqtiewhitney by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut July 28, 2023
standa
the ship between steve rogers and wanda maximoff
better then elmax and wenclair for sure but not has good as wandavision
better then elmax and wenclair for sure but not has good as wandavision
standa is so good
standa by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut July 17, 2023
lila hargreeves
lila hargreeves by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut April 5, 2023
allyssa thornton
allyssa if u be reading this i dont like u anymore u a thotty for dating dini (not even he dont like u anymore)
allyssa thornton: omg we will be together forever
also allyssa thornton: eww you look like a deformed pterdactyl
also allyssa thornton: eww you look like a deformed pterdactyl
allyssa thornton by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023
allyssa thornton
jess- omg allyssa look what dini just sent me
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?
jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?
jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok
allyssa thornton by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023