by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut November 15, 2022
SOMEONE LITERALLY ASKED EXPLAIN HER DEATH IN FORTNITE TERMS AND SOMEONE ELSE SAID "SHE GOT KNOCKED IN STORM AND HER SQUAD COULDNT GET HER REBOOT CARD ON TIME" BYE 😭😭😭😭
"💀 its me queen elizabeth ii"
"💀 is the queen emoji"
"trisha paytas baby is the queen reincarnated to take over the world and become immortal"
"Dianna getting her revenge in heaven be like:"
"Prince charles, what do you think of your moms death?" "TASTES LIKE PROMOTION TO ME"
"Move over lizzy, time to make room for our new queen ariana grande"
"The queen just ran out of totems of undying"
"Awh queen lizzy died, oooh new iphone heck yea"
"Is that a chickennnn????? No its queen elizabeth"
"Phillip waiting for lizzy be like:"
"💀 is the queen emoji"
"trisha paytas baby is the queen reincarnated to take over the world and become immortal"
"Dianna getting her revenge in heaven be like:"
"Prince charles, what do you think of your moms death?" "TASTES LIKE PROMOTION TO ME"
"Move over lizzy, time to make room for our new queen ariana grande"
"The queen just ran out of totems of undying"
"Awh queen lizzy died, oooh new iphone heck yea"
"Is that a chickennnn????? No its queen elizabeth"
"Phillip waiting for lizzy be like:"
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022
Mom: Let me see powerschool
Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded
Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022
pinkydollreal
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut July 28, 2023
selfcare.with.kayla: *jumps*
the news: “breaking news, magnitude 9 earthquake has struck the united states. however, this earthquake was not caused by geological reasons, but rather some 500 pound diabetic person jumped to hard and caused it reasons”
the news: “breaking news, magnitude 9 earthquake has struck the united states. however, this earthquake was not caused by geological reasons, but rather some 500 pound diabetic person jumped to hard and caused it reasons”
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut July 28, 2023