Definitions by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut

omaha 

a rapidly growing city in the midwestern state of nebraska. its population is larger then a few more prominent cities such as miami, new orleans, honolulu, minneapolis, and on par with atlanta. it has 2 sky scrappers but a third one is planning to be built, which will be the largest building in nebraska.

stupid girl: you live in omaha? dont you drive tractors to school?
smart person: girl shut up only 38 cities in the entire nation of 330 million are larger then omaha. omahas population is just 9k less then atlanta, which is 498K.

omaha by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 11, 2022

ussr fankid 

a ussr fankid is a kid (typically 12-14 year olds) that makes jokes about the ussr and how it was better then the usa and they would live there, and they have no idea of the shit that went down in 20-90s

"oop the ussr fankid changed their profile picture to the soviet flag"

ussr fankid by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 11, 2022

mariupol 

a once dazzling city in north ukraine, but of course putin had to ruin it with his "special military operation"

FUCK PUTIN FOR DESTORYING MY HOME CITY OF MARIUPOL

mariupol by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 10, 2022

liz mosley 

a liz mosley is a girl typically 15-17 that is basically trash, ghetto, yk. she might think shes all that now, but in the end, she will likely either end up on the streets, become a meth head (or any other drug addict), become a hooker, maybe a stripper, probably a prostitute. she already is thot, considering she lets men in her house (18+,) to 'have fun.' as a matter a fact, if your dating a liz mosley, shes probably cheating on you with 20 year old men.

if she dont like you, shell harass you constantly. but if you have food or money, omg your my best friend
if you see a liz mosley, girl RUN

liz mosley by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 30, 2022

ryan and allyssa 

they say they are 'friends' but we know the truth

ryan and allyssa: "eww i wouldnt date a 16 year old" "shes 14 itd be weird af"

also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
also ryan: *heart emojis liked by allyssa*

ryan and allyssa by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 27, 2022

m4x_m4yfieldd

somebody on tiktok that posted mansl3yer and got 250 thousand likes

m4x_m4yfieldd defintley isnt me 😏

m4x_m4yfieldd by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 27, 2022

wap queen 

comment this when a 40 year old women posts something cringey as on tiktok

*40 year old mother posts video on tiktok*
Say...
"✨ wap queen 🍷"

wap queen by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 27, 2022