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russia and ukraine

The beginning of WW3…

russia and ukraine are now at war, which is most likely the beginning of WW3
I see china invading taiwan, then N korea invading S korea, then ww3 starts in europe

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut February 25, 2022

asa neville

hes a senior in college and his sister is kinda hot ngl

IF YOU SEE THIS ASA NEVILLE I WANT ATHENA RIGHT NOW

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022

Fox fairytales

What fox news actually reports

Fox news: this inflation and gas prices is caused by biden and the democrats

CNN: the inflation and gas prices are caused by a variety of factors, such as bidens sanctions on russia, something that trump couldn’t do, and some states (democratic btw) are cutting the gas tax

Which would you believe more: CNN or fox fairytales

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

selfcare.with.kayla

some fatty on tiktok that makes the ground shake whenever she jumps

selfcare.with.kayla: *jumps*
the news: “breaking news, magnitude 9 earthquake has struck the united states. however, this earthquake was not caused by geological reasons, but rather some 500 pound diabetic person jumped to hard and caused it reasons”

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut July 28, 2023

Nazicrats

a term used by trumpets, (who are also idiots) to “insult” us (badly)

idiot trump supporter: THE NAZICRATS ARE RUING R GRATE NATION! LETS GO BRENDON!

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut June 1, 2022

ryan and allyssa

they say they are 'friends' but we know the truth

ryan and allyssa: "eww i wouldnt date a 16 year old" "shes 14 itd be weird af"

also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
also ryan: *heart emojis liked by allyssa*

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 27, 2022

hotel trivago

Shots? Fired
Relationship? Ruined

Life? ended
Hotel? trivago

Hotel trivago

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut February 23, 2022