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i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere 

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

ivorstok 

ivorstok more like ivorflop

"ivorstok just made another edit of wednesday wanda fiona and elsa"
" at least its not jeffery dhamer "

ivorstok by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut February 24, 2023

the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

legendary words said by a sigma that enraged a fandom composed of 12 year old homophobic boys

sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut January 17, 2023

yanda 

838 wanda

yanda>scarlet witch

yanda by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut December 3, 2022

people born december 31 1999 

they always say how nostalgic the 90's were and say how they want to go back to the 'good times' even tho they dont know shit

they also talk shit about people born in the 2000's even and act like they are better even tho they are 1 day away from the 21 millenium

people born december 31 1999 to someone born january 1 2000: HAHA GET BETTER KID I WAS BORN IN THE 90'S YOU WERENT

people born december 31 1999 by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut November 22, 2022

noah wayne

someone who hates fortnite but still plays it

noah wayne

noah wayne by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut November 22, 2022

save ukraine 

you heard me. save it

save ukraine

save ukraine by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut November 15, 2022