wakalakalover45's definitions

masturbate

MEN: to slowly (or quickly) rub your penis until white stuff appears. Feels really good.

WOMEN: to rub your vagina or clitoris.
You can use dildos and vibrators, too.
Takes longer than men

Do it in private, please!

by wakalakalover45 March 28, 2005

english

THE worst class ever.

We know how to speak english, dammit!

by wakalakalover45 May 3, 2005

chode

Area between the sac and the butthole.

Or if your not in reality....

A penis wider than it is long!

Yomama has a 8-foot chode.

Either definition works for this one!

by wakalakalover45 June 28, 2005

floppy

1. a stupid disky thing
2. something that is not stiff (heehee)
3. your penis

1. man: this disk won't go in!
woman: It doesn't go there jackass

2. my balls are too floppy. Viagra, please!

3. eeeeeewwwwwww, what's with your penis??

by wakalakalover45 April 9, 2005

blow

a word that is worse than suck

this definition blows total cock

by wakalakalover45 April 9, 2005

yo mama

she may be...

hairy
nasty
fat
dark
ugly
stupid
and whatever else you can think of!

yo mama is (insert any above word of your choice)!

by wakalakalover45 March 23, 2005

cup

how you measure a woman's breast size

YO MAMA: Do you have Triple ZZZ wired
XXXXXXXtra large?

ME: ....HOLY COCK FUCK DAMN!!!!!!! *ahem* aisle 7295630582640, ma'am

by wakalakalover45 April 4, 2005