There you are!

This is what people in the UK used to say before the arrival of the ubiquitous "There you go!" from the US. It is what is said by a cashier at the checkout when they return your credit card, by the waiter when they bring a you a meal, etc etc. It doesn't really mean much, it's an acknowledgement more than anything. Sometimes "Here you are!" is substituted for "There you are!".
The waiter eventually arrived with our meals after an interminable wait.

"There you are!" he said brightly.

We left no tip.
by w00fdawg October 15, 2005
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lovebite

UK word for a hickey, a bruise on the skin (usually on the neck) caused by sucking. These tattoos of love are typically worn by teenagers as a sign that they are attractive enough to be groped.
Ruth wore polo-necked sweaters during most of the hot summer so that her mother wouldn't be able to see her lovebites.
by w00fdawg October 08, 2005
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chicken box


A mishearing of chickenpox (varicella), a viral illness characterized by a very itchy red rash. Commonly heard in South Wales, in particular Llanelli.

Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.

"Taffy, worra those big scabs yew are scratchin' there? I bet you 'ave the chicken box!"
by w00fdawg September 05, 2005
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fry-up

A meal composed of fried food. Typically this will consist of several of the following: bacon, eggs, sausages, tomatoes, fried bread, mushrooms, black pudding, potato cakes................

This tasty combination can be enjoyed at any time of day but in the UK is offered as breakfast in hotels and guest houses, and is often much enjoyed as a Saturday tea (early dinner) or as a brunch.

However, too many fry-ups can lead to love handles, spots and even premature death!
"I fancy a fry-up tonight!"

"Are you sure? If you get any fatter you will cause a tsunami when you sit down suddenly!"
by w00fdawg October 30, 2005
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bed panic

The feeling of horror which occurs when staff and patients in a hospital ward realise there are not enough bed pans to go around, and several bedbound patients in urgent need to urinate or defecate.
There was a bed panic in the ward last night, followed by a lot of extra laundry!
by w00fdawg September 26, 2005
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bevvies

More than one alcoholic drink. Plural of bevy. Word used throughout the UK, but originally more common in the North/Scotland.
I'm going down the boozer tonight to meet my mates and sink a few bevvies!
by w00fdawg September 30, 2005
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thumb me down

To register disapproval of a definition in the UD by clicking on the icon of the thumb facing downwards.
Woofie was despondent when she found that several of her definitons had received a thumb me down. She had been so happy when she had earlier received a clutch of thumb me up!s. She resolved to never define a word again.........................
by w00fdawg September 07, 2005
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