Definitions by w00fdawg
thumb me up!
To encourage and otherwise exhort a fellow user of the UD to give a "thumbs up" to a word you have just defined/submitted to UD. Being thumbed up can really be a very pleasurable experience, it is said.
Having asked all her friends to click on her definition of figgy, Woofie was satisfied with the thorough thumbing up she received. Some of her friends, however, were thoroughly weary of her constant requests to "Thumb me up!"
thumb me up! by w00fdawg September 23, 2005
thumb me down
To register disapproval of a definition in the UD by clicking on the icon of the thumb facing downwards.
Woofie was despondent when she found that several of her definitons had received a thumb me down. She had been so happy when she had earlier received a clutch of thumb me up!s. She resolved to never define a word again.........................
thumb me down by w00fdawg September 23, 2005
manyonnaise
Creamy white stuff that squirts from a penis at the point of ejaculation. Occasionally used as a salad dressing.
"Hey, Uncle Alex, how come your salad tastes so salty?"
"Must be the addition of my manyonnaise, lil Woofie girl ........."
"Must be the addition of my manyonnaise, lil Woofie girl ........."
manyonnaise by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
chicken box
A mishearing of chickenpox (varicella), a viral illness characterized by a very itchy red rash. Commonly heard in South Wales, in particular Llanelli.
Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.
Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.
chicken box by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
clitoral stimulator
A means of stimulating the clitoris. Generally referring to a device such as vibrator, but there are various other stimulators available.
Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
"For goodness' sake, Humphrey, wake up at once! You may have jerked a massive cumload into my cunt with your predictable pump action, but if I am going to get off tonight, you had better apply a clitoral stimulator to my love button!"
clitoral stimulator by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
Vielle stimulator
Designed as a means to enhance clitoral stimulation, with specially positioned nodules on the palmar aspect. It is made from PVC and is worn on a finger during digital stimulation of the clitoris or other genital structures.
It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.
The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.
I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!
A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?
Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.
The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.
I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!
A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?
Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
"What is that you are wearing on your finger, Mummy?"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
Vielle stimulator by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
Yikey Spikey!
An utterance usually indicating shock or amazement, a variation of yikes but with a harder edge. A session browsing the pages of UDwill often cause this expression to be ejaculated with frequency.
Yikey Spikey! by w00fdawg September 6, 2005