clitoral stimulator

A means of stimulating the clitoris. Generally referring to a device such as vibrator, but there are various other stimulators available.

Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
"For goodness' sake, Humphrey, wake up at once! You may have jerked a massive cumload into my cunt with your predictable pump action, but if I am going to get off tonight, you had better apply a clitoral stimulator to my love button!"
by w00fdawg September 05, 2005
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Figgy

To pretend to ignore the comments from individual/s in chat room, (iggy) but still be reading them. In other words, to fake iggy.
"She says she has him on iggy, but she can't stand not to read his comments. She is nothing but a figgying liar"
by w00fdawg August 07, 2005
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ling-di-long

To move slowly, often swaying somewhat from side to side, with no sense of urgency or purpose whatsoever.

Needs to be added as an adjective to a verb of motion, such as walk, amble, going etc.

However a person can also be described as ling-di-long. (See examples below)
Look at Roger walking ling-di-long to school! If he doesn't hurry up, he will be late, the idle toad!

Will you get a move on before you miss the bus, Miss Ling-di-long?
by w00fdawg September 19, 2005
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Cunt Club

A group of horny women that gather together online to discuss matters of mutual interest. Entertainment is often provided by a table dancing blue dress wearing hot stud.
"Hey, Cunt Club session in progress! Who is gonna give us girlz a table dance?"
by w00fdawg August 13, 2005
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compassion fatigue

A reluctance to give donations to charities raising funds for natural disasters such as the aftermath of the Tsunami, the S Asian Earthquake, Hurricane Katrina and other natural disasters. These events appear to occur with increasing frequency and so the public become weary of constantly being called upon to donate funds to help the needy.

This is also accompanied by a feeling that funds given in the past have been mismanaged through poor administration and other factors: therefore there is little point in making a donation as it will never reach those who need it most.
Roger was suffering from compassion fatigue when he watched another appeal to help the victims of the S Asian Earthquake. This time, he decided, charity begins at home. He went out for a few drinks down the pub.
by w00fdawg October 13, 2005
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compo

Compensation. To receive payment for an injury, physical or mental.

In some areas, a raised paving stone is regarded as a golden opportunity to raise money, and all the wasters and low-lifes will attempt to break something by *accidentally* tripping over said stone.

Commonly used in South Wales.
"Hey, did you hear that Dai broke his leg falling down the steps outside the pub last night?"

"The lucky bugger! He's done well, he should get a load of compo!"
by w00fdawg November 03, 2005
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Yikey Spikey!

An utterance usually indicating shock or amazement, a variation of yikes but with a harder edge. A session browsing the pages of UDwill often cause this expression to be ejaculated with frequency.
"Yikey Spikey! So that what a pink sock means! I just thought it was hosiery of a pastel colour!"
by w00fdawg September 05, 2005
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