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Definitions by w00fdawg

A fan of the incandescently wonderful Bob Dylan.
"Bob Dylan is the Mozart of the twentieth century!" stated Ruth emphatically. She was a self-confessed Bobcat.
Bobcat by w00fdawg October 10, 2005

keep your pecker up

This phrase means "Cheer up" or "Don't worry, stay happy!" but I understand that it can cause howls of laughter in certain circles, I can't think why!

The pecker in question is probably not a penis, I think it may come from Woody Woodpecker? Or possibly pecker meaning your beak so equating to looking up?
Aarron blushed when his ancient relative exhorted him to "Keep his pecker up!". He didn't realise that she only wanted him to smile.

Gentle UD editor,as you edit those endless emos and chavs, keep your pecker up!

keep your pecker up by w00fdawg October 10, 2005

split dark oak 

A white male having sex with a black female. Derogatary in content.

This expression is used in the movie "Monster's Ball".
"When I was younger I had a taste for a little nigger juice myself. You ain't a man until you have split dark oak!"
split dark oak by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

fuckmestuff 

Suggestive (usually naked or semi-naked) pics, short movies, sound clips and sexually explicit stories exchanged/shared over the internet for the purposes of enhancing or initiating cyber-sex.

"I can't believe that Chuck took a screenshot of me sucking my nipples on cam and sent it to my new bf. I am gonna be more careful with my fuckmestuff in future!" sighed Lily.
fuckmestuff by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

faggots and peas 

Not a description of a gay gangbang involving watersports, but a tasty meal, very popular in Wales, consisting of a large meatball (the faggot), served with processed peas (not too mushy!) and topped with a thin gravy. Typically served in a bowl and best enjoyed with a spoon to lap up the tasty juices.

Very tasty fare to enjoy after a rugby game (there are still faggots and peas vendors in larger towns in Wales) but of course faggots and peas are also eaten at home.

Sadly these traditional delights are becoming less common with the preponderance of standardised, homogenised fast food establishments such as McDonalds, Burger King and KFC.
"Hey boyo, I'm starvin' after watching Wales hammer those English bastards in the rugby! Let's have a bowl of faggots and peas and down twenty pints of Felinfoel Double Dragon Bitter!"
faggots and peas by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

whatshouldireadnext.com

Website that performs the simple function of recommending books to you after you type in the name of a book you have already read. Obviously, it helps if the book is one you like, unless you want to get a list of books to be avoided.
Good potential here, but needs more individuals to give recommendations to make it a more comprehensive site. Of course, Amazon does something similar, but assuming you buy books for other people, that site is based more on buying rather than liking particular books.
Ruth found that either a lot of the books she liked were not listed on whatshouldireadnext.com or there were no recommendations yet.

french knickers 

A type of wide-legged knickers, normally made from silk or satiny material, often trimmed with lace.
During the summer, Woofie found the coolest underthings were french knickers, unless she went commando. She loved a gentle breeze on her beaver.
french knickers by w00fdawg October 9, 2005