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A group of horny women that gather together online to discuss matters of mutual interest. Entertainment is often provided by a table dancing blue dress wearing hot stud.
by w00fdawg September 5, 2005
Get the Cunt Club mug.Suggestive (usually naked or semi-naked) pics, short movies, sound clips and sexually explicit stories exchanged/shared over the internet for the purposes of enhancing or initiating cyber-sex.
"I can't believe that Chuck took a screenshot of me sucking my nipples on cam and sent it to my new bf. I am gonna be more careful with my fuckmestuff in future!" sighed Lily.
by w00fdawg October 9, 2005
Get the fuckmestuff mug.During a shared meal, where various dishes are on the table at once (for example tapas), instead of taking a fair share of the different foods available, helping yourself to large portions of the choicest foods, piling the plate as in a buffet.
This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.
This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.
"I am NEVER going out to dinner with Alex again!"
"Why not?"
"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"
"Why not?"
"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"
by w00fdawg October 15, 2005
Get the buffet mode mug.A type of wide-legged knickers, normally made from silk or satiny material, often trimmed with lace.
During the summer, Woofie found the coolest underthings were french knickers, unless she went commando. She loved a gentle breeze on her beaver.
by w00fdawg October 9, 2005
Get the french knickers mug.To move slowly, often swaying somewhat from side to side, with no sense of urgency or purpose whatsoever.
Needs to be added as an adjective to a verb of motion, such as walk, amble, going etc.
However a person can also be described as ling-di-long. (See examples below)
Needs to be added as an adjective to a verb of motion, such as walk, amble, going etc.
However a person can also be described as ling-di-long. (See examples below)
Look at Roger walking ling-di-long to school! If he doesn't hurry up, he will be late, the idle toad!
Will you get a move on before you miss the bus, Miss Ling-di-long?
Will you get a move on before you miss the bus, Miss Ling-di-long?
by w00fdawg October 10, 2005
Get the ling-di-long mug.1. An awkward great hulk of a person, usually in your crowdway.
2. A large, hulking clumsy person.
Used fairly commonly in South Wales.
2. A large, hulking clumsy person.
Used fairly commonly in South Wales.
I was trying to get to the bar but this great ollop was in my way.
Move your legs, I'm trying to vacuum the carpet, you great ollop!
Move your legs, I'm trying to vacuum the carpet, you great ollop!
by w00fdawg September 5, 2005
Get the ollop mug.The feeling of horror which occurs when staff and patients in a hospital ward realise there are not enough bed pans to go around, and several bedbound patients in urgent need to urinate or defecate.
by w00fdawg October 1, 2005
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