bevvies

More than one alcoholic drink. Plural of bevy. Word used throughout the UK, but originally more common in the North/Scotland.
I'm going down the boozer tonight to meet my mates and sink a few bevvies!
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abso-fucking-lutely

Absolutely, with bells on! Has to be said with emphasis.
The UD is abso-fucking-lutely the best slang dictionary on the net!
by w00fdawg September 24, 2005
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frimpan

A frying pan or skillet. This is a contraction of the words frying+pan and is used in South Wales, both in Welsh and in English, and very common in the Llanelli area.
"Hey mam, where is the frimpan? I fancy a nice fry-up with sausages and bacon tonight!"
by w00fdawg October 30, 2005
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Yikey Spikey!

An utterance usually indicating shock or amazement, a variation of yikes but with a harder edge. A session browsing the pages of UDwill often cause this expression to be ejaculated with frequency.
"Yikey Spikey! So that what a pink sock means! I just thought it was hosiery of a pastel colour!"
by w00fdawg September 06, 2005
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ollop

1. An awkward great hulk of a person, usually in your crowdway.

2. A large, hulking clumsy person.

Used fairly commonly in South Wales.
I was trying to get to the bar but this great ollop was in my way.

Move your legs, I'm trying to vacuum the carpet, you great ollop!
by w00fdawg September 05, 2005
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There you are!

This is what people in the UK used to say before the arrival of the ubiquitous "There you go!" from the US. It is what is said by a cashier at the checkout when they return your credit card, by the waiter when they bring a you a meal, etc etc. It doesn't really mean much, it's an acknowledgement more than anything. Sometimes "Here you are!" is substituted for "There you are!".
The waiter eventually arrived with our meals after an interminable wait.

"There you are!" he said brightly.

We left no tip.
by w00fdawg October 15, 2005
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bed panic

The feeling of horror which occurs when staff and patients in a hospital ward realise there are not enough bed pans to go around, and several bedbound patients in urgent need to urinate or defecate.
There was a bed panic in the ward last night, followed by a lot of extra laundry!
by w00fdawg October 01, 2005
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