Ulster fry

One of Ulster's (Northern Ireland)most famous dishes embracing the best of local produce - bacon, sausages, eggs and breads. Primarily a breakfast dish but popular at any time of day with a few additions like chops, steak, kidneys, liver, tomatoes and mushrooms.

What makes the Ulster fry distinctive from any other fry-up is the addition of farls, potato cakes and usually a scotch pancake, therefore much more emphasis on carbohydrates.

A typical fry for one person will consist of:
2 sausages
2 bacon rashers
2 slices black or white pudding
1/2 farl and/or soda bread
potato cake
scotch pancake
1-2 large eggs

It will often be accompanied by toast too.......... just in case the fry-eater should feel a little peckish!
When she ordered her cooked breakfast, Ruth was amazed at the amount of bread products on her plate! This was her first encounter with the famous Ulster fry!
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Figgy

To pretend to ignore the comments from individual/s in chat room, (iggy) but still be reading them. In other words, to fake iggy.
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bevvies

More than one alcoholic drink. Plural of bevy. Word used throughout the UK, but originally more common in the North/Scotland.
I'm going down the boozer tonight to meet my mates and sink a few bevvies!
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CWS

Acronym for a crusty wank sock, a sock used to fit over the penis during masturbation, thus avoiding wet spots. Inevitably these socks become somewhat crusty frequent use.
"This cws is getting a little too crusty, must remember to wash the darn thing!"
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tight

Tight, as we know, has various meanings, restrictive, stylish, friendly, well-rehearsed, drunk, being snug in the vagina area, ungenerous,cautiously discreet. There may be more meanings than this!
The band is tight!

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"The band really plays well together, as if they have rehearsed together for ages."

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"You can never get any gossip about that band, they keep their private lives very discreet".
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num num

Hey, if Aarron is in the mood, I may get me some num num tonight!
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split dark oak

A white male having sex with a black female. Derogatary in content.

This expression is used in the movie "Monster's Ball".
"When I was younger I had a taste for a little nigger juice myself. You ain't a man until you have split dark oak!"
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