Creamy white stuff that squirts from a penis at the point of ejaculation. Occasionally used as a salad dressing.
"Hey, Uncle Alex, how come your salad tastes so salty?"
"Must be the addition of my manyonnaise, lil Woofie girl ........."
"Must be the addition of my manyonnaise, lil Woofie girl ........."
by w00fdawg August 30, 2005
1. An awkward great hulk of a person, usually in your crowdway.
2. A large, hulking clumsy person.
Used fairly commonly in South Wales.
2. A large, hulking clumsy person.
Used fairly commonly in South Wales.
I was trying to get to the bar but this great ollop was in my way.
Move your legs, I'm trying to vacuum the carpet, you great ollop!
Move your legs, I'm trying to vacuum the carpet, you great ollop!
by w00fdawg August 13, 2005
Acronym for a crusty wank sock, a sock used to fit over the penis during masturbation, thus avoiding wet spots. Inevitably these socks become somewhat crusty frequent use.
by w00fdawg August 13, 2005
Decorated cappuccinos and coffee using only the movement of the jug. The picture in the foam could be a heart, a leaf, even a cute puppy! A visual treat for a coffee drinker!
A quick search for "latte art" will show you various examples of the genre.
A quick search for "latte art" will show you various examples of the genre.
It made my day when I ordered a latte and I found that it had been decorated with a lovely heart! It was almost too beatiful to drink that latte art ............ but not quite!
by w00fdawg September 26, 2005
No matter how many bevvies she had consumed the night before, Cilla always made sure she got out of bed to prepare her children a full Liverpool breakfast.
by w00fdawg September 30, 2005
Tight, as we know, has various meanings, restrictive, stylish, friendly, well-rehearsed, drunk, being snug in the vagina area, ungenerous,cautiously discreet. There may be more meanings than this!
The band is tight!
"You will have to use soap on your swollen finger to remove your wedding ring!"
The band is tight!
"Your wedding ring is very stylish!"
The band is tight!
"The band spent a lot of time together even when they weren't playing music, as they were such close friends"
The band is tight!
"The band really plays well together, as if they have rehearsed together for ages."
The band is tight!
"The band are too drunk to play their instruments properly".
The band is tight!
"I hear all of the female band members are virgins, I would get great pleasure from placing my penis in their vaginas."
The band is tight!
"That band is too mean to pay their roadies, they keep all their money for themselves".
The band is tight!
"You can never get any gossip about that band, they keep their private lives very discreet".
"You will have to use soap on your swollen finger to remove your wedding ring!"
The band is tight!
"Your wedding ring is very stylish!"
The band is tight!
"The band spent a lot of time together even when they weren't playing music, as they were such close friends"
The band is tight!
"The band really plays well together, as if they have rehearsed together for ages."
The band is tight!
"The band are too drunk to play their instruments properly".
The band is tight!
"I hear all of the female band members are virgins, I would get great pleasure from placing my penis in their vaginas."
The band is tight!
"That band is too mean to pay their roadies, they keep all their money for themselves".
The band is tight!
"You can never get any gossip about that band, they keep their private lives very discreet".
by w00fdawg October 12, 2005
Designed as a means to enhance clitoral stimulation, with specially positioned nodules on the palmar aspect. It is made from PVC and is worn on a finger during digital stimulation of the clitoris or other genital structures.
It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.
The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.
I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!
A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?
Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.
The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.
I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!
A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?
Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
"What is that you are wearing on your finger, Mummy?"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
by w00fdawg September 05, 2005