Definitions by w00fdawg

lovebite 

UK word for a hickey, a bruise on the skin (usually on the neck) caused by sucking. These tattoos of love are typically worn by teenagers as a sign that they are attractive enough to be groped.

Ruth wore polo-necked sweaters during most of the hot summer so that her mother wouldn't be able to see her lovebites.

lovebite by w00fdawg October 8, 2005

bed panic

The feeling of horror which occurs when staff and patients in a hospital ward realise there are not enough bed pans to go around, and several bedbound patients in urgent need to urinate or defecate.

There was a bed panic in the ward last night, followed by a lot of extra laundry!

bed panic by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

latte art

Decorated cappuccinos and coffee using only the movement of the jug. The picture in the foam could be a heart, a leaf, even a cute puppy! A visual treat for a coffee drinker!

A quick search for "latte art" will show you various examples of the genre.

It made my day when I ordered a latte and I found that it had been decorated with a lovely heart! It was almost too beatiful to drink that latte art ............ but not quite!

latte art by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

stuporstar 

There are superstars who ooze charisma – stars like Jack Nicholson, Marilyn Monroe and Johnny Depp. Then, alas, there are the stuporstars. With forgettable good looks and plank-like personas they having been sending the discerning movie-goers and music fans into a catatonic state for many years and it is likely there will never be any escape. These people always seem to get lead roles and record deals. Blandness sells!

Ben Affleck, Jude Law, Keanu Reeves, Bono, Phil Collins, Katie Holmes, Neil Diamond, Celine Dion, Ronan Keating, Dido, David Gray, Ewan McGregor are some of the many stuporstars inflicted on the long-suffering public.

Bob Dylan was waiting to go on stage after a set by Neil Diamond, (musician and stuporstar)who on passing Bob, said proudly "Follow that!". Dylan replied by stating that he would go onstage and go to sleep.

stuporstar by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

full Liverpool breakfast 

A cuppa tea and a ciggy.

No matter how many bevvies she had consumed the night before, Cilla always made sure she got out of bed to prepare her children a full Liverpool breakfast.

full Liverpool breakfast by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

bevvies 

More than one alcoholic drink. Plural of bevy. Word used throughout the UK, but originally more common in the North/Scotland.

I'm going down the boozer tonight to meet my mates and sink a few bevvies!

bevvies by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

abso-fucking-lutely 

Absolutely, with bells on! Has to be said with emphasis.

The UD is abso-fucking-lutely the best slang dictionary on the net!

abso-fucking-lutely by w00fdawg September 24, 2005