w00fdawg's definitions

ollop

1. An awkward great hulk of a person, usually in your crowdway.

2. A large, hulking clumsy person.

Used fairly commonly in South Wales.

I was trying to get to the bar but this great ollop was in my way.

Move your legs, I'm trying to vacuum the carpet, you great ollop!

by w00fdawg September 5, 2005

bed panic

The feeling of horror which occurs when staff and patients in a hospital ward realise there are not enough bed pans to go around, and several bedbound patients in urgent need to urinate or defecate.

There was a bed panic in the ward last night, followed by a lot of extra laundry!

by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

Yikey Spikey!

An utterance usually indicating shock or amazement, a variation of yikes but with a harder edge. A session browsing the pages of UDwill often cause this expression to be ejaculated with frequency.

"Yikey Spikey! So that what a pink sock means! I just thought it was hosiery of a pastel colour!"

by w00fdawg September 6, 2005

full Liverpool breakfast

A cuppa tea and a ciggy.

No matter how many bevvies she had consumed the night before, Cilla always made sure she got out of bed to prepare her children a full Liverpool breakfast.

by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

abso-fucking-lutely

Absolutely, with bells on! Has to be said with emphasis.

The UD is abso-fucking-lutely the best slang dictionary on the net!

by w00fdawg September 24, 2005

cariad

Sweetheart. From the Welsh. Deriving from the welsh word "caru" =to love

"Aarron is such a cariad, I love him to bits"

by w00fdawg September 5, 2005

faggots and peas

Not a description of a gay gangbang involving watersports, but a tasty meal, very popular in Wales, consisting of a large meatball (the faggot), served with processed peas (not too mushy!) and topped with a thin gravy. Typically served in a bowl and best enjoyed with a spoon to lap up the tasty juices.

Very tasty fare to enjoy after a rugby game (there are still faggots and peas vendors in larger towns in Wales) but of course faggots and peas are also eaten at home.

Sadly these traditional delights are becoming less common with the preponderance of standardised, homogenised fast food establishments such as McDonalds, Burger King and KFC.

"Hey boyo, I'm starvin' after watching Wales hammer those English bastards in the rugby! Let's have a bowl of faggots and peas and down twenty pints of Felinfoel Double Dragon Bitter!"

by w00fdawg October 9, 2005