42 definition by w00fdawg

During a shared meal, where various dishes are on the table at once (for example tapas), instead of taking a fair share of the different foods available, helping yourself to large portions of the choicest foods, piling the plate as in a buffet.

This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.
"I am NEVER going out to dinner with Alex again!"

"Why not?"

"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"
by w00fdawg October 15, 2005

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Decorated cappuccinos and coffee using only the movement of the jug. The picture in the foam could be a heart, a leaf, even a cute puppy! A visual treat for a coffee drinker!

A quick search for "latte art" will show you various examples of the genre.
It made my day when I ordered a latte and I found that it had been decorated with a lovely heart! It was almost too beatiful to drink that latte art ............ but not quite!
by w00fdawg September 26, 2005

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A cuppa tea and a ciggy.
No matter how many bevvies she had consumed the night before, Cilla always made sure she got out of bed to prepare her children a full Liverpool breakfast.
by w00fdawg September 30, 2005

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Woofie was despondent when she found that several of her definitons had received a thumb me down. She had been so happy when she had earlier received a clutch of thumb me up!s. She resolved to never define a word again.........................
by w00fdawg September 07, 2005

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Creamy white stuff that squirts from a penis at the point of ejaculation. Occasionally used as a salad dressing.
"Hey, Uncle Alex, how come your salad tastes so salty?"
"Must be the addition of my manyonnaise, lil Woofie girl ........."
by w00fdawg August 30, 2005

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To move slowly, often swaying somewhat from side to side, with no sense of urgency or purpose whatsoever.

Needs to be added as an adjective to a verb of motion, such as walk, amble, going etc.

However a person can also be described as ling-di-long. (See examples below)
Look at Roger walking ling-di-long to school! If he doesn't hurry up, he will be late, the idle toad!

Will you get a move on before you miss the bus, Miss Ling-di-long?
by w00fdawg September 19, 2005

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Suggestive (usually naked or semi-naked) pics, short movies, sound clips and sexually explicit stories exchanged/shared over the internet for the purposes of enhancing or initiating cyber-sex.

"I can't believe that Chuck took a screenshot of me sucking my nipples on cam and sent it to my new bf. I am gonna be more careful with my fuckmestuff in future!" sighed Lily.
by w00fdawg September 19, 2005

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