w00fdawg's definitions
UK word for a hickey, a bruise on the skin (usually on the neck) caused by sucking. These tattoos of love are typically worn by teenagers as a sign that they are attractive enough to be groped.
Ruth wore polo-necked sweaters during most of the hot summer so that her mother wouldn't be able to see her lovebites.
by w00fdawg October 8, 2005
Get the lovebitemug. This is what people in the UK used to say before the arrival of the ubiquitous "There you go!" from the US. It is what is said by a cashier at the checkout when they return your credit card, by the waiter when they bring a you a meal, etc etc. It doesn't really mean much, it's an acknowledgement more than anything. Sometimes "Here you are!" is substituted for "There you are!".
The waiter eventually arrived with our meals after an interminable wait.
"There you are!" he said brightly.
We left no tip.
"There you are!" he said brightly.
We left no tip.
by w00fdawg October 15, 2005
Get the There you are!mug. A means of stimulating the clitoris. Generally referring to a device such as vibrator, but there are various other stimulators available.
Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
Generally, direct clitoral stimulation is required for orgasm to be achieved.
"For goodness' sake, Humphrey, wake up at once! You may have jerked a massive cumload into my cunt with your predictable pump action, but if I am going to get off tonight, you had better apply a clitoral stimulator to my love button!"
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
Get the clitoral stimulatormug. A mishearing of chickenpox (varicella), a viral illness characterized by a very itchy red rash. Commonly heard in South Wales, in particular Llanelli.
Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.
Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
Get the chicken boxmug. There are superstars who ooze charisma – stars like Jack Nicholson, Marilyn Monroe and Johnny Depp. Then, alas, there are the stuporstars. With forgettable good looks and plank-like personas they having been sending the discerning movie-goers and music fans into a catatonic state for many years and it is likely there will never be any escape. These people always seem to get lead roles and record deals. Blandness sells!
Ben Affleck, Jude Law, Keanu Reeves, Bono, Phil Collins, Katie Holmes, Neil Diamond, Celine Dion, Ronan Keating, Dido, David Gray, Ewan McGregor are some of the many stuporstars inflicted on the long-suffering public.
Bob Dylan was waiting to go on stage after a set by Neil Diamond, (musician and stuporstar)who on passing Bob, said proudly "Follow that!". Dylan replied by stating that he would go onstage and go to sleep.
Bob Dylan was waiting to go on stage after a set by Neil Diamond, (musician and stuporstar)who on passing Bob, said proudly "Follow that!". Dylan replied by stating that he would go onstage and go to sleep.
by w00fdawg October 1, 2005
Get the stuporstarmug. A meal composed of fried food. Typically this will consist of several of the following: bacon, eggs, sausages, tomatoes, fried bread, mushrooms, black pudding, potato cakes................
This tasty combination can be enjoyed at any time of day but in the UK is offered as breakfast in hotels and guest houses, and is often much enjoyed as a Saturday tea (early dinner) or as a brunch.
However, too many fry-ups can lead to love handles, spots and even premature death!
This tasty combination can be enjoyed at any time of day but in the UK is offered as breakfast in hotels and guest houses, and is often much enjoyed as a Saturday tea (early dinner) or as a brunch.
However, too many fry-ups can lead to love handles, spots and even premature death!
"I fancy a fry-up tonight!"
"Are you sure? If you get any fatter you will cause a tsunami when you sit down suddenly!"
"Are you sure? If you get any fatter you will cause a tsunami when you sit down suddenly!"
by w00fdawg October 30, 2005
Get the fry-upmug. Designed as a means to enhance clitoral stimulation, with specially positioned nodules on the palmar aspect. It is made from PVC and is worn on a finger during digital stimulation of the clitoris or other genital structures.
It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.
The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.
I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!
A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?
Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.
The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.
I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!
A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?
Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
"What is that you are wearing on your finger, Mummy?"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
Get the Vielle stimulatormug.