Definitions by w00fdawg

ollop 

1. An awkward great hulk of a person, usually in your crowdway.

2. A large, hulking clumsy person.

Used fairly commonly in South Wales.

I was trying to get to the bar but this great ollop was in my way.

Move your legs, I'm trying to vacuum the carpet, you great ollop!

ollop by w00fdawg September 5, 2005

CWS 

Acronym for a crusty wank sock, a sock used to fit over the penis during masturbation, thus avoiding wet spots. Inevitably these socks become somewhat crusty frequent use.

"This cws is getting a little too crusty, must remember to wash the darn thing!"

CWS by w00fdawg September 5, 2005

Cunt Club 

A group of horny women that gather together online to discuss matters of mutual interest. Entertainment is often provided by a table dancing blue dress wearing hot stud.

"Hey, Cunt Club session in progress! Who is gonna give us girlz a table dance?"

Cunt Club by w00fdawg September 5, 2005

cariad 

Sweetheart. From the Welsh. Deriving from the welsh word "caru" =to love

"Aarron is such a cariad, I love him to bits"

cariad by w00fdawg September 5, 2005

num num 

Sexual activity with another person or persons

Hey, if Aarron is in the mood, I may get me some num num tonight!

num num by w00fdawg September 4, 2005

forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.

"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.

forgasm by w00fdawg September 1, 2005

Figgy 

To pretend to ignore the comments from individual/s in chat room, (iggy) but still be reading them. In other words, to fake iggy.

"She says she has him on iggy, but she can't stand not to read his comments. She is nothing but a figgying liar"

Figgy by w00fdawg September 1, 2005