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Designed as a means to enhance clitoral stimulation, with specially positioned nodules on the palmar aspect. It is made from PVC and is worn on a finger during digital stimulation of the clitoris or other genital structures.
It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.
The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.
I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!
A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?
Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
It is a nice alternative to using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation. Can be used by the woman or by her partner. Does require the addition of suitable lubrication.
The packaging states to be used once and thrown away but at around £3.30 a pop that is expensive.......... just wash carefully and you can use it a few times, I reckon! It's not a condom after all.
I wanted to mention this product because it has been so discreetly marketed that even when looking at the packaging it is hard to work out what it is! I think it has been packaged for women who would not want to use vibrators, and feel that their failure to orgasm is some kind of medical problem!
A amusing piece of literature is supplied with the product which tells the user not to continue stimulation for over an hour.............. I wonder what happens if you do? Does one's clitoris self destruct?
Anyway, it does the business, without the need for batteries!
"What is that you are wearing on your finger, Mummy?"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
"Why, it's my Vielle stimulator, darling, I will buy you one when you get older, my darling daughter, and a map of the clitoris for your sexual partner, should he happen to be male........"
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
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Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.
Despite the lipsmackin' monicker, the discarded scabs are NOT recommended for human consumption.
by w00fdawg September 6, 2005
Get the chicken box mug.There are superstars who ooze charisma – stars like Jack Nicholson, Marilyn Monroe and Johnny Depp. Then, alas, there are the stuporstars. With forgettable good looks and plank-like personas they having been sending the discerning movie-goers and music fans into a catatonic state for many years and it is likely there will never be any escape. These people always seem to get lead roles and record deals. Blandness sells!
Ben Affleck, Jude Law, Keanu Reeves, Bono, Phil Collins, Katie Holmes, Neil Diamond, Celine Dion, Ronan Keating, Dido, David Gray, Ewan McGregor are some of the many stuporstars inflicted on the long-suffering public.
Bob Dylan was waiting to go on stage after a set by Neil Diamond, (musician and stuporstar)who on passing Bob, said proudly "Follow that!". Dylan replied by stating that he would go onstage and go to sleep.
Bob Dylan was waiting to go on stage after a set by Neil Diamond, (musician and stuporstar)who on passing Bob, said proudly "Follow that!". Dylan replied by stating that he would go onstage and go to sleep.
by w00fdawg October 1, 2005
Get the stuporstar mug.A meal composed of fried food. Typically this will consist of several of the following: bacon, eggs, sausages, tomatoes, fried bread, mushrooms, black pudding, potato cakes................
This tasty combination can be enjoyed at any time of day but in the UK is offered as breakfast in hotels and guest houses, and is often much enjoyed as a Saturday tea (early dinner) or as a brunch.
However, too many fry-ups can lead to love handles, spots and even premature death!
This tasty combination can be enjoyed at any time of day but in the UK is offered as breakfast in hotels and guest houses, and is often much enjoyed as a Saturday tea (early dinner) or as a brunch.
However, too many fry-ups can lead to love handles, spots and even premature death!
"I fancy a fry-up tonight!"
"Are you sure? If you get any fatter you will cause a tsunami when you sit down suddenly!"
"Are you sure? If you get any fatter you will cause a tsunami when you sit down suddenly!"
by w00fdawg October 30, 2005
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In some areas, a raised paving stone is regarded as a golden opportunity to raise money, and all the wasters and low-lifes will attempt to break something by *accidentally* tripping over said stone.
Commonly used in South Wales.
In some areas, a raised paving stone is regarded as a golden opportunity to raise money, and all the wasters and low-lifes will attempt to break something by *accidentally* tripping over said stone.
Commonly used in South Wales.
"Hey, did you hear that Dai broke his leg falling down the steps outside the pub last night?"
"The lucky bugger! He's done well, he should get a load of compo!"
"The lucky bugger! He's done well, he should get a load of compo!"
by w00fdawg November 3, 2005
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Woofie was despondent when she found that several of her definitons had received a thumb me down. She had been so happy when she had earlier received a clutch of thumb me up!s. She resolved to never define a word again.........................
by w00fdawg September 23, 2005
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