von groovy's definitions

R.A.M.

This stands for Random Accessible Manhood. In many circumstances, men need to access certain degrees of manhood to accomplish a task. Sometimes the accessible degree of manhood is random and over or under the degree needed which can make him look like a hero or a hoser.

While nursing his fifth dry stout, the fetching barmaid, Maddie asked Beau to open a fresh jar of olives. Instead of accomplishing this request with ease, Beau struggled and felt humiliated. Oddly enough it was not eight moments later when he quickly cooled a conflict between two meatheads. Maddie comped him another pint and said his R.A.M. made him mysterious.

by von groovy July 13, 2017

making her exclaim all the vowels

This happens when a woman is having sheer ecstasy and verbally expresses her pleasure by moaning out all of the vowels - not necessarily in successive order.

After Friday night's performance where Jim had given Shannon the kiss of bliss thereby making her exclaim all the vowels, he felt like their relationship was on solid ground. A, E, I, O, U and Y never sounded more beautiful!

by von groovy July 8, 2024

big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.

Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"

by von groovy April 28, 2019

drug attic

This is when you are at the peak of your drug addiction hence you are in the attic of the house of your addiction. You can get no higher with your addiction and it is fabulous! It's not fabulous at all. You're a drug addict and your life revolves around drugs and nothing else matters as much…

Tony: "Hey! Jimmie is a mess! He can't break away from the H or the F or the C. He's a total addict. We gotta help him!"
Petey: " I got an idea. We'll help him. He's in the drug attic stage. It's now or never. We'll help him, but first I gotta get to the horse track, pick up some scratch off's, and watch three straight hours of porn on my phone in my car. I'll be over."

by von groovy September 17, 2024

borderwhine

This is the typing of whine or whining that those with borderline personality disorder do. "Why don't you like me?" "She makes me upset or triggered!" "I am doing all I can and no one cares!" "I quit and then I'm not going anywhere!"

Nurse 1 : "Oh my Lord! Here we go! She just said that no on cares about what she thinks and now she's saying she doesn't need anyone's approval cause she is strong!"
Nurse 2: "Yeah, she can borderwhine all she wants. I'm not taking the bait. I don't validate any of that shit"
Nurse 1: "I get it, but she works here despite meeting criteria as a mental patient. HA! Let's commit her!!!"

by von groovy August 2, 2024

sippin on sus

This is when someone is falling into getting suspicious over things that are not real and are meant to stir up trouble - getting to gossiping.

Carlie: "You know I heard that James is really jelly over that Lila has a new coworker who is a stud."
Jayne: "You know I heard that Lila is true to James and I know that you're just sippin on sus cause you just try to stir it up!"

by von groovy August 9, 2024

chewed tobacco ass

this is the nasty smelling, gross feeling, and chewed tobacco ass appearing that happens when you start sweating and it's obvious you didn't wipe it clean

When the sun was blaring at 99 degrees and he really started sweating, Sean knew he had chewed tobacco ass and regretted wearing yellow shorts

by von groovy April 11, 2019