XAF

This is what happens when someone takes too much Xanax or Xanny bars. They are Xanax'd as fuck (XAF) and are incapable of much else but being babysat. Way too out of touch with anything that is happening. Yikes!

Maritza: OMG! Caylee was XAF last night! We had to take her to the hospital
Louis: LOL. Honestly. LOL. She acts like she's the queen of our hive when she is certainly not.
Maritza: That's cruel, Louis. Show some compassion. That could be you one day.
Louis: No chance on that. I just like my drinks and dabs. Tequila and Terpy!

by von groovy July 28, 2024

new england hand chowder

Semen that is produced from some guy jackin' off in New England

Elliot produced some New England Hand Chowder after seeing April in her bikini in the Cape on Sunday

by von groovy June 23, 2019

smooth as sandpaper

A way to criticize someone for failing to do something easy because it is obviously rough for them.

Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.

by von groovy August 08, 2017

sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

norph

The way an idiot would pronounce "north." Interestingly, this is usually uttered by people from the southern U.S..

The mayor of our city once announced that he was a proud resident of norph city.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

Heard of the Day

This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.

Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"

by von groovy August 27, 2024

took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.

After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.

by von groovy May 17, 2017