Definitions by von groovy

a crepe in the waffle house 

A term used to describe when a homosexual is in a heterosexual environment - it is not intended to be an insult

Lance: "So, I went out last night at ended up at some bar named the End Zone. Wrong implication - it was about football."
Mike: "So you were like a crepe in the waffle house?"
Lance: "Yes!"

a crepe in the waffle house by von groovy May 11, 2019

lessence 

The lack of character or poor quality of a person when they are never able to be average or more than most people. It's pretty sad when someone is cursed with this.

Mark's lessence when it came to school and sports always meant he'd be picked last.

lessence by von groovy May 11, 2019

office summer sweater 

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.

Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

office summer sweater by von groovy May 11, 2019

toothpick smile 

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

toothpick smile by von groovy May 11, 2019

dickshamer 

Any person who intentionally shames a penis when it is in the crucial stage of beginning pleasure

Allison thought it was cute to be a dickshamer and rile a guy up only to send him to a place of probable impotence just for kicks

dickshamer by von groovy May 10, 2019

keep my name in your pussy 

A phrase that a guy will say to his girl in order to try and keep her from cheating on him

Ted: "Now have fun with your friends at the lake and keep my name in your pussy!"
Lana: "Whatever, Ted. Just cause Renny is there don't mean I'll stray."

keep my name in your pussy by von groovy May 10, 2019

yourgurt

your ejaculate or sexual fluid

Peter: "I heard you're hungry, Leslie."
Leslie: "I'm really hungry, but not hungry enough for your yourgurt!"

yourgurt by von groovy May 10, 2019