Kenny thought it was awesome that he had figured a way to line up all his musical idols against big booby B list celebrities in the new CHESSty app for a match until his boss caught him and said that he had missed his deadline and would be working Saturday. Kenny struggled with this distrapp and many others.
by von groovy June 28, 2017
by von groovy April 21, 2019
Rich was pissed and not surprised when a customer told him that his boss was no longer Whole Foods, but up the street at Amazon. He almost spit out his Kombucha as his mind raced with thoughts about what was now Wholezon.
by von groovy June 16, 2017
Cassie quit playing show and tell after her friend's took and posted pics of her passed out drunk on her front lawn
by von groovy March 08, 2019
The phrase people use when feeling bad about their life when ompared to their friend who is recognized as the loser of the crew.
by von groovy June 09, 2019
The is when someone effortlessly creates messes. They can be seen as a real fuck-up in every step of their lives.
Ian was attempting to impress everyone with his new religious stick. As he strolled into work he tripped over his sandal, fell forward knocking hot coffee onto Jill, and his stick flew upwards into the skirt violating Misty's area of privacy. Mack just stood there bemoaning Ian's ability to effortmessly ruin what should have been a simple and positive welcoming.
by von groovy August 10, 2024
the identical-twinlike stains that can remain on bed sheets after a night of love gettins and remaining still afterwards.
Carrie forgot that Greg had pumped her last night until she awoke to the Rorschach stains on her bed sheets from their bodily fluids. She was angry until she thought they were artistic.
by von groovy June 16, 2017