von groovy's definitions

cowhard

Someone who is a coward who is working really hard at it - an exceptional scaredy cat.

Randi: "Oh look there's Blaze. Why is he running away from that rabbit?"
Brandi: "He's a complete cowhard. It's like he is trying to be more fearful than humanly possible."
Randi: " I get that, but it's dead. The bunny is dead."
Brandi: "Exactly. Total cowhard. Now, pass me that blunt so I can seeeatch!"

by von groovy June 27, 2024

flabacus

The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.

Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

alsohole

Well, you know. There's always somewhere else to go to lick or stick... These are trying times. It can be anyone's.

Mandy and Brody were getting pretty into it when they mutually mentioned the option of the alsohole and both said yes to their own. It made things awkward and then sexy!!!

by von groovy July 28, 2024

subarude

The quality of being an overly rude and selfish driver of a Subaru car.

Smalls was rolling through town when he was cut off by a subarude driver.

by von groovy July 20, 2019

afternoon pooch

That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.

A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!

by von groovy August 21, 2024

ifriendity

Someone's internet identity that is defined by their online friends, followers, and such. By obtaining many influential contacts, people's online identity can be very different than their real world one.

While working as a janitor at a gym, skinny Benji often felt humiliated by the muscle-bound meatheads and never thought to flirt with the sexy ladies in person, but due to his selective and sought after friends and followers online, due to his ifriendity he was seen as a ladies' man with a great career.

by von groovy August 18, 2017

mixedallaneous

A way to categorize someone who is of two or more races when it requires too much effort to list all of them. It is not meant to be negative.

At show n' tell, Carlos was asked by his 3rd grade teacher at his new school in Iowa where his heritage was from. Instead of listing peoples from 4 continents he cheerfully said. "I'm mixedallaneous!"

by von groovy August 11, 2017