divorce

punishment for being stupid enough to marry the bitch.

You got married, now you'll be paying for the rest of your life in the divorce settlement. Too bad you didn't get a pre-nup

by Vladimir January 24, 2004

Egg on legs

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.

Person 1: Oh crap, i locked myself out of the house
Person 2: You egg on legs!

by Vladimir January 14, 2005

pre-nup

Agreement made before getting married. Will help in the divorce.

Thank god you were smart and got a pre-nup. Now you'll have a happy divorce.

by Vladimir January 24, 2004

blog

Short for weblog. Blogs originally had purpose when the few people who had them actually had interesting and/or informative things to say. These blogs still exist, and are quite enjoyable to read, however the advent of blogger.com and livejournal.com has changed this once meaningful application into utter shit, allowing every day idiots to write about how shitty their lives are and why everyone should care.

Good Blog: Informative news, real humor and entertainment. Often build and published by someone with a brain.

Bad Blog: "School sucks", what you had for lunch, why your depressed because your 14 year old boyfriend dumped you and its the end of the world.

by Vladimir June 16, 2005

arch duke singe

while performing fellatio, one holds a lighter to his/her partner's genitals

tom gave jill the arch duke singe and she dumped him

by vladimir February 23, 2004

crackah

a slave driver fron the 1800's..... do the research

my great garndaddy was a crackah for your grandaddy nigger

by vladimir April 17, 2004

ricer

One who puts a TYPE R sticker and/or an upside down Acura badge oh his/her honda civic. One who can fistfuck his/her exhaust pipe. One with a double decker spoiler on a front wheel drive, automatic, 120HP asian family vehicle.

usually those who wear abercrombie or something like Ecko or people with condoms on their heads (some call them "dough-rags")

by Vladimir January 05, 2004