victor van styn's definitions

dame

An attractive woman who a guy wants to get to know. Often considered offensive by the females, unless you’re from another century.

"Holy mother of Pearl, look at that fine dame over there.."

by Victor Van Styn August 30, 2005

(s)low

what you tell someone that she\he is (usually via an Instant Messenger), as an entertaining way to inform her\him that she\he is slow-witted. It is especially humorous when they just don’t get it.. hence the person’s being ‘(s)low’!!

Kelsey: ..Geez. You're awfully (s)low.

Eric: ...‘(s)low’? Don’t you mean ‘slow’?? If so, I’ll have you know that I run a mile in under five minutes.

Kelsey: I’m sure you do*coughnotcough*.. But no, I mean ‘(s)low’: what »you« are.

Eric: What d’ya mean?

Kelsey: I’m not telling you; that’s for me to know, and for you to one day embarasedly find out.

Eric: But I dunno.. Are you sure it’s not the same as ‘slow’?

Kelsey: The more that you enquire into the meaning of your title--‘(s)low’--the more that it proves your being such.

Eric: How’m I s’pose to know what it means..

Kelsey: You are (s)low, you know..

Eric: Jus‘ shut up, I’m thinking..

Kelsey: About what, *you* and the *word ‘(s)low’*?

Eric: May be, may be not..

Kelsey: Exactly, you are, which be why I call you ‘(s)low one’. Just proves my point.

*Looking too deeply into it, Eric tries the hardest he can to learn the meaning and\or pun of ‘(s)low’, not thinking to simply refer to UrbanDictionary.com.*

by Victor Van Styn August 30, 2005

SO

Quite possibly the most overused adverb in the English language, when capitalized.

‘So’ is SO overused.

by Victor Van Styn September 1, 2005

preposition

To, from, on, et cetera.

“A preposition is something you shouldn’t end a sentence with.”

by Victor Van Styn September 1, 2005

So

Used when you don’t know what else to say, as in a random person or converser saying

“So… Euh, What now?”

by Victor Van Styn September 1, 2005

Euh

..is a mixture of ‘eh’ and ‘uh’.

"So, euh,..What now?"

by Victor Van Styn September 1, 2005

th‘one

pronounciation: THwun (TH as in the\that\this\bother rather THan thorax\through\et cetera)

the\that one

synonyms: her/him, him/her, her\him, him\her when direct object or object of a preposition; she/he, he/she, she\he, he\she when serving as the subject or in the predicate (less common).

See also: yit.

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One shouln’t spend all of th‘one's cash.. ’relse th‘one will become broke.

by Victor Van Styn September 1, 2005