victor's definitions

electrolarynx

A handheld microphone-like device used by those whose voiceboxes are either damaged or have been removed due to cancer of the larynx or other conditions. Usually, they stick the device up to their throats, and speak -- the vibrations are carried to the device, which turns those vibrations into an audible voice. It sounds very electronic when they speak, and sometimes they even scare the children...

James has an electrolarynx and he sounds like Darth Vader.

by victor June 11, 2006

Switzerland

A landlocked European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. Its banks are world-renowned for their secrecy. Capital is Berne.

Switzerland is the neutral piggy bank of the world.

by victor August 10, 2004

pumuellin

Noun. 6'0 male who plays basketball, tells no lies, has a turtlehead, a wet j', loves halpin and is sweated by cheeseburger chutt.

Over there is a Pumuellin who is playing basketball, not swearing or lying and talking to halpin who is being sweated by cheeseburger chutt.

by Victor May 7, 2005

Canadian Log Jammer

When one party deficates onto another partie's anus,(while being held open) then proceeds to have anal sex with that party.

Man my ass is sore....I knew i shouldn't of had a canadian log jammer.

by Victor April 29, 2004

battyboy

jamaican way of saying homosexual

that man is a battyboy

by Victor April 19, 2005

Ruv\

Fag,homo,homeless

Darlee

by Victor June 23, 2003

raunchy navaho

Cousin to the dirty sanchez, This manuever is done by inserting three fingers into the womans anus, and then rather than smearing it under her nose, you smear it under her eyes like warpaint of the navaho indians.

I gave that bitch a raunchy navaho

by Victor December 8, 2004