vernon dutton's definitions

choke my chicken

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)

After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

sky up

sky up---to exit-to leave a place--to leave town.

This party is bogus, time foe me to sky up!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

monkeyshine

Monkeyshine---The activity of black folks when the boss is'nt looking.

OK, knock off this monkeyshine and get back to work!

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

Carpe` Copuli

Carpe` Copuli-----Seize the Fuck.

As she ran out the door I heard sombody shout,"Carpe` Copuli!"

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

cat heads

cat heads---Southern term for Biscuits--the kind your grandmaw makes.

Ya'll come eat--the cat heads are getting cold!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm

medical term:any patient in the i.c.u. unit.

Where is that decadent throbing piece of protoplasm i was consulted to see?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004