vernon dutton's definitions

Tit caught in the ringer

Any situation,activity or behaviour that is exposed when wished not to be.---from the old days when washing machines did have ringers and getting you tit caught in it was a possibility!

She thought she would cheet on the test, but she got her tit caught in the ringer!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

toad

Medical term--Any patient with a respiratory condition---usually brought on by ones self.

We had the E.R. cleaned out and then they drug this Toad in at 3 A.M.

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Decadent throbing piece of protoplasm

medical term:any patient in the i.c.u. unit.

Where is that decadent throbing piece of protoplasm i was consulted to see?

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

bit the shit

died,expired--expirenced death

medical phrase: What happened to the patient in room 216?, I head he bit the shit last night.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Rat Fuck

Latin: Rodendum Copuli--the least amount of concern you can express for any given act.

I don't give a rat fuck what she said,I did not fuck her sister!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

fellow employee

Fellow Employee---Dumb ass microcephalics you have to put up with while you try to do your job.

I could finish this job if only my fellow employees would stay the fuck out of the way!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004