Definitions by vernon dutton

clingons 

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!

clingons by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

wide mouth mayonnaise jar 

Wide mouth mayonnaise jar--The term used to describe the anus of an x-con.

The Dr. wanted to know how long I had been out when he said my asshole looked like a wide mouth mayonnaise jar!

wide mouth mayonnaise jar by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

choke my chicken 

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)

After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.

choke my chicken by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

hey watch this

Hey watch this---The last thing sombody yells out before they fuck up bad.

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into 3 inches of water.

hey watch this by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"

Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

maternal fornicator by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

cock bite 

Any person you come in contact with.

What is this cock bite doing here?

cock bite by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

bit the shit 

died,expired--expirenced death

medical phrase: What happened to the patient in room 216?, I head he bit the shit last night.

bit the shit by vernon dutton January 20, 2004