sky up

sky up---to exit-to leave a place--to leave town.

This party is bogus, time foe me to sky up!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

bit the shit

died,expired--expirenced death

medical phrase: What happened to the patient in room 216?, I head he bit the shit last night.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

co-worker

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Neck Brace

Medical appliance worn arround the neck of dehydrated patients.

Please put a neck brace on the patient in 216 before he falls through his asshole and hanges himself!

by vernon dutton May 12, 2004

Shitting in high cotton

Southern term = We got it made---as in the cotton is high enough to hide us while we take a shit.

"We are shitting in high cotton now boy"the old man said as he unhitched the mule from the wagon."Where is your sister?"

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

clingons

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

Axel Grabber

Axel Grabber---Abnormally large hemrrhoids

If this fucking truck dos'nt stop going down this hill you might have to use your axel grabbers to help slow us down!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004