Jumando

A girl with a Jumanji sized bush that goes commando; in other words, she doesn't wear any underwear. This type of girl is typically a hippie chick.

-Did you see that crazy hippie chick last night?

-Yeah, she totally went Jumando.

by valet6969 October 9, 2011

Dirty Juandom

The act of performing oral sex on a man while he's sitting on the toilet

She gave him a dirty juandom while he was sitting on the toilet

by Lmj June 18, 2013

Juando

variant of the Spanish name, Juan which translates from the Hebrew as "gift from God." Men nicknamed Juando are often also referred to as "Mr. Juanderful." Ladies, if you happen to find yourself a Juando, you definitely need to jump at the chance cuz odds are "Juan in a Million" that you'll find another man who's as attentive, caring, tender, kind and good in bed as a Juando. Guys named Juando also happen to be rather erudite and significantly more intelligent than your average Juan.

The Most Interesting Man in the World is often mistaken for a guy named Juando.

Joe: Did you see the newest Dos Equis commercial with The Most Interesting Man in the World? He was snowboarding down Mt. Everest with a hottie on each arm!
Josh: Man, you crazy! That was Juando!

Lori: Hey girl, how's it going? You seeing anyone these days?
Cindy: I just met a guy named Juando..... we've only been together for a couple of days and I've never had such a toe-curling good time!

by jellybean67 February 10, 2010

Jumantonic

Gin, rum, and tonic

What is that? It's Jumantonic, Gin rum and tonic!

by Sakenaj January 1, 2009

jumado

Fire cereal for little boys and girls, it’s ODE good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎😎😎

This jumado cereal is ODE man

by Jumado cereal May 4, 2023

JuanDoesStuff

A charismatic and engaging Twitch streamer known for his diverse content and vibrant personality. With a welcoming community and a knack for creating entertaining streams, Juan captivates his audience with a mix of gaming, chatting, and creative activities.

Can't wait to see the next JuanDoesStuff stream so we can bully- I mean support him with kind words of encouragement!

by EdEddnEdgyy July 5, 2024