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niger

A commonly-made typo.
Crap! I was looking up Nigger and I made a goddamn typo and ended up on the Niger definition.
by useful idiot April 1, 2005
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ares

One good fucker of a downloading network program. Similar to Kazaa. Includes tabbed browsing (A MUST FOR EVERY INTERNET USER!!) and ability to listen/download songs with the same program while surfing da net.
Fuck WinMX and Kazaa, Ares is the greatest pirating software out there right now.
by useful idiot January 3, 2005
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SoiL

SoiL has some good stuff out, particularly their older work on their "Scars" album.
by useful idiot January 3, 2005
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Energizer

1) Battery brand.
2) The kid that always answers all the questions in class.
3) An overly energetic partner during sex who just doesn't seem to stop.
1) Energizer sucks. Use rechargables like Pure Energy batteries.
2) Thank god we have a major Energizer in this class, I hate answering homework questions that I didn't do.
3) Woah baby, you're like the Energizer Bunny.. you just keep going and going and going....

...hey, I didn't say you could stop!!
by useful idiot October 28, 2004
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chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.
Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer
by useful idiot January 3, 2005
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emunk

Emo punk. Bands and people subjecting themselves to this waste of a genre and style.
Emunk bands: Yellowcard, Thrice.
Use: U friggen emunk.. these guys are totally emunkafyed!
by useful idiot December 29, 2004
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would you hit this

a website for rating people, talkin to em and seeing "more" of em
i joined would you hit this.com, and damn, all the chicks are all over me and they're all really hot
by useful idiot September 1, 2004
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