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Chameleon

A person who adjusts themselves to fit into whatever happens to be cool at the moment. Includes their appearance, their interests, their opinions, their personalities. often reffered to as 'scenesters' 'try-too-hards' or 'idiots'.
In lieu of the new emo fad, the chameleon bought a pink shirt, tight ball-squeezing jeans, cut his hair emo style, and parted it over the side, covering exactly 1/3 of his face.
by useful idiot April 18, 2006
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blogger

As the great Maddox puts it,

Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>

Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot August 26, 2005
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jigglypuff

When plural, it is referring to the breasts.
My puffs are jiggly. Look at my huge squeezable jigglypuffs.
by useful idiot September 1, 2004
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fullet

What the hell is a back to front mullet?

The real definition of a FULLET is a FEMALE MULLET!
Damnit mom, stop coming to my effin band shows with your fullet, everyone hates my band now cuz ur always cheering for us and slapping people in the face with that fullet!!!!!!!!!! cut your hair woman!
by useful idiot September 1, 2004
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would you hit this

a website for rating people, talkin to em and seeing "more" of em
i joined would you hit this.com, and damn, all the chicks are all over me and they're all really hot
by useful idiot September 1, 2004
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wyht

short for WouldYouHitThis.com It's a website. Check it out.
by useful idiot September 1, 2004
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duckish

just starting to get dark out. used mostly in newfoundland.
ehh, better get home soon son, its startin to get duckish out
by useful idiot September 18, 2004
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