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fullet

What the hell is a back to front mullet?

The real definition of a FULLET is a FEMALE MULLET!
Damnit mom, stop coming to my effin band shows with your fullet, everyone hates my band now cuz ur always cheering for us and slapping people in the face with that fullet!!!!!!!!!! cut your hair woman!
by useful idiot September 1, 2004
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Geemo

Geek emo. Bands and people related to this genre.
Geemo bands: Weezer, Something corperate, Taking Back Sunday.
Use: You friggen geemo... man they are so geemo
by useful idiot December 29, 2004
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blogger

As the great Maddox puts it,

Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>

Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot August 26, 2005
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Pure Energy

Greatest rechargable battery brand ever.
Damnit, my shitty dollar store batteries are all used up. Now I can use the good Pure Energy ones I just bought.. and they'll last for so long!!
by useful idiot October 28, 2004
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Cooler Than Being Cool

Ice cold.

(see song "Hey Ya" by Outkast).
What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!!
by useful idiot January 4, 2005
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sexorcism

Major orgasm, feeling as if head could spin
Oh my god, sex with Tina last night gave me the ultimate sexorcism!!
by useful idiot December 29, 2004
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ares

One good fucker of a downloading network program. Similar to Kazaa. Includes tabbed browsing (A MUST FOR EVERY INTERNET USER!!) and ability to listen/download songs with the same program while surfing da net.
Fuck WinMX and Kazaa, Ares is the greatest pirating software out there right now.
by useful idiot January 3, 2005
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