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spit the G

It means to spit your game, flirt with a girl/guy depending on your choice. In one word, seducing. Hopefully after spitting the G you get laid. ;

I spit the G last night and then i went over her house and we got it on like donkey kong. I rode her like seabiscuit.

by Urban Dictionary July 28, 2007

Do it Fluid

it's whatevea liquid you put off into yo body whenever you wanna get trashed

I need some of that Do it fluid mane.

by Urban Dictionary August 15, 2007

bed job

when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.

OR

they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight

"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"

OR

"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"

by Urban Dictionary August 22, 2007

air quote

In conversation, the dual flexing of the index and middle finger of both hands, to signify the presence of scare quotes. Used ad nauseam by 'pretentious' and ostensibly 'intelligent' university students, to advertise their 'superior morals' and 'erudition'.

Using air quotes in this example is, like, so 'post-modern'.

by Urban Dictionary May 6, 2007

pre-calculus

A course on outdated mathematics that is not necessary when a higher level of math has been reached. Its main purpose is to amplify the beauty of Calculus, where everything is so much easier thanks to the derivative.

Pre-Calculus Student: Hey, can you help me with my pre-calculus homework?
Me: No, I'm a mathematician.

by Urban Dictionary August 16, 2012

Neeks

Neeks is a flexible term that can be used as a noun or adjective. What it actually refers to is limitless. The key to this term is its subjectivity; its meaning is in the way it's delivered and meant by the speaker.

Neeks can often be substituted where language fails. Generally, though, it is a positive term that has some kind of unspoken quality, especially a CREATURELY quality. Can also be a nickname for a beloved or good friend.

As an adjective, Neeksy connotes funkiness, strange endearment, unexplainable creaturely feelings, unhuman (but not in a negative way).

1. "That's so Neeksy!"

2. "You're just a little Neeks, that's all"

3. Joe: "How are you feeling today?"
Jimmy: "Oh I don't know...Neeksy I guess."

4. "Look at the neeks I drew" (*shows picture of scribbles, or of a little creature*)

by Urban Dictionary May 25, 2007

rasclot

Rasclot can be an underwear or tissue with which one cleans or whipes the ass or booty. Can be used as an insult or swear word.

Mi wak ina dat room and di hole place a smell rasclot.

Look here rasclot a you mi a tak.

by Urban Dictionary May 28, 2007