urBAN DICtionary's definitions

Guff

another persons smart-attiude. There words that are totally uncalled for and are making them look like a butchi. See bitchi for more.

Guy - Shut up before I smack you, slut.
Guy (2) - I don't want you guff, slut. Shut the hell up.

by Urban Dictionary April 22, 2003

bed job

when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.

OR

they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight

"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"

OR

"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"

by Urban Dictionary August 22, 2007

mcdonalds

When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.

I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.

by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004

spark in my ass

A sudden burst of positive energy; determined; a feeling of invincibility

In the morning, I awoke with a spark in my ass, so I decided to run two miles, at the highschool track.

by Urban Dictionary November 17, 2007

ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-fuhclang-zoom-boing!

No the Knights Who until recently said ne Actually Say Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing! followed (muffle noise unable to make out sound) this is pronounced "eky eky Pitang zoop bong." proof of this is in the subtitles for all you people who illegally downloaded it! And Graham Chapman came back from the dead and told me so himself. so Have that, Ne

"a shrubbery"
no you are ponucing it Wrong it's Pi-Tang
Get on with it
"Scene Twenty-Four"

by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005

kittrell

Someone who is very outgoing and loves their friends all the time. Scared of things at times, but triumphs them when they have inspiration. Someone who is very good at their talent, but shouldn't get a big head about it. Someone who believes in love and falls in love easily. Someone who has mixed emotions. Keep your Kittrell close to you. He probably loves you and will do anything for you. Kittrell you are an inspiration to us all

Kittrell is very outgoing
Kittrell can be my baby daddy

by UrBaN dIcTiOnArY October 10, 2013

Felicious

Felicious is short for, "Fucking Delicious".

As an instant-food loving geek, I thought the hot pockets were uber felicious.

by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2006