ur b1tch's definitions

wack

an adjective used to refer to something crazy, weird, and/or unbelievable

Amir: Yo, did you see mr. brown break dancing in his cow costume?
Zach: Yeah, that was wack bro

by ur b1tch November 22, 2019

jeff

an og sender and old soul who partied a little too hard in the 60s, traveled the world as a writer and photographer and now teaches teens at a school for hippies in the Northwoods

Quotes from Jeff:

“If you remember the 60s, you weren’t there”

“I don’t know how to pass out papers, I never went to teacher school”
*throws papers across the room for students*

“I’m an english teacher and that looks like about 12ft to me,” says Jeff as he instructs his students to climb 50ft up a tree for an english lesson

by ur b1tch November 22, 2019

60s

it’s funny I just don’t remember what happened then...

“If you remember the 60s, you weren’t there”

by ur b1tch November 22, 2019

that’s the shit

what you say when something is perfect and really just hits the spot

*hits joint*
“Damn that’s the shit”

by ur b1tch November 24, 2019

hickey hider

a nickname for a turtleneck. there’s a pretty good chance a girl recently hooked up w someone when she’s wearing one

Anna: Fuck dude can I borrow a hickey hider for school tmr?
Emily: Of course, I gotchu girl. Did you hook up with Tyson again last night?
Anna: Maybe...

by ur b1tch November 27, 2019

titty twins

what you call two girls who have boobs that are the same size and shape

*sends pic of tits*
“Omg we’re titty twins. Mine are literally identical!”

by ur b1tch April 1, 2020

wine warm

that light, fuzzy feeling you get in your chest after sipping 1-2 glasses of wine quickly

A glass of cabernet after a long day always makes me feel wine warm

by ur b1tch February 14, 2020