ud40's definitions

Mersey Tunnel

Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction

Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)

I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

bling kit

Set of bling accessories for your mobile phone, PDA, iPod, etc. May also include your car - chrome kit inside or out. The nastiest bling kits are generic and can be stuck onto anything, hence, bling-it-yourself.

Dress up your cellphone with these exclusive customizable bling kits.

Superstar Bling Kit. It's the hottest accessory for summer from Hollywood to the Hamptons!

Make your hermit crab’s shell sparkle! The new Hermit Crab Bling Kit comes with plenty of bling to accessorize 2 shells.

by ud40 July 22, 2006

Infirmo

A woman who is not yet infirm, but whose lack of prowess in bed gives the impression of paraplegia.

I'd rather scratch my balls than bed Infirmo.

by ud40 February 24, 2005

Nagasaki

Excessively spicy or burnt food. Implied reference to the 1945 atomic bombing of this unfortunate Japanese city.

They're offering Nagasaki Chicken in the canteen again today.

I'd suggest you pass on the Nagasaki Sauce, it's lethal.

by ud40 February 24, 2005

As pissed as a newt

Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt

Look at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005