ud40's definitions

yorkie

Extreme form of debagging typically performed as an initiation where a man's underpants are removed over his head without first removing his trousers. This involves a great deal of pain to the hapless victim until the crutch snaps and the item can be pulled upwards freely.

He's made it into the first fifteen. That's got to be worth 10 pints and a yorkie.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Wonky Squaw

Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.

I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

geekshit

Geek version of verbal diarrhea. Often a result of a failed attempt to impress ones geek peers.

Quit spewing geekshit! Go back to your cube and do some work!

by ud40 February 24, 2005

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

petrol head

Someone who is totally obsessed with motor vehicles.

Won't that petrol head shut his motor mouth?

by ud40 March 4, 2005

siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)

I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

newted

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

by ud40 March 11, 2005