yorkie

Extreme form of debagging typically performed as an initiation where a man's underpants are removed over his head without first removing his trousers. This involves a great deal of pain to the hapless victim until the crutch snaps and the item can be pulled upwards freely.
He's made it into the first fifteen. That's got to be worth 10 pints and a yorkie.
by ud40 February 23, 2005
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Infirmo

A woman who is not yet infirm, but whose lack of prowess in bed gives the impression of paraplegia.
I'd rather scratch my balls than bed Infirmo.
by ud40 February 24, 2005
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As nissed as a pewt

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!
Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.
by ud40 March 11, 2005
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Chelsea Tractor

Any expensive 4x4 that is driven in an urban environment as a status symbol (typically for the school run) and will never be driven off-road.
Look, that Chelsea Tractor nearly flattened that kid!
by ud40 February 23, 2005
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Lampard

Wide of the mark; Hopelessly off target; A serious disappointment.

After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.

Antonym: zidane
He shoots....... Goal kick...... What a Lampard.

That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.

Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.

If he carries on bowling Lampards like that, there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.

Keep out of the way, he's pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.
by ud40 September 06, 2008
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