ud40's definitions
by ud40 February 23, 2005
Get the Boddiesmug. by ud40 February 23, 2005
Get the worker beemug. by ud40 May 13, 2005
Get the Chelsea Tractormug. Wide of the mark; Hopelessly off target; A serious disappointment.
After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.
Antonym: zidane
After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.
Antonym: zidane
He shoots....... Goal kick...... What a Lampard.
That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.
Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.
If he carries on bowling Lampards like that, there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.
Keep out of the way, he's pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.
That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.
Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.
If he carries on bowling Lampards like that, there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.
Keep out of the way, he's pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.
by ud40 September 6, 2008
Get the Lampardmug. Alcohol induced self-confidence
Getting home at 4am drunk and stinking of cheap perfume, slapping
your girlfriend on the arse and whispering "You’re next, Bitch."
your girlfriend on the arse and whispering "You’re next, Bitch."
by ud40 March 1, 2005
Get the Dutch couragemug.