tyler's definitions

snapple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).

Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!

by Tyler January 1, 2005

hulk

Green and really mad.

My friends sometimes say i am the Hulk, cause i have a short temper.

by Tyler May 5, 2004

rape that ass

what u say before u beat the shit out of someone. It doesnt mean that you will rape them, it means you will inflict much pain upon them.

"Im gonna rape that ass for fuckin w/ me

by Tyler June 28, 2006

the girl next door

The movie me and my friends rented because we thought it was a porn but it was just a movie with a few titties in it.

that movie was dam dissapointing i only seen 1 boob justin ur a dumbass

by tyler August 29, 2004

fagobbler

Ap iece of skin between a womans legs that dangs around went she walks

Katies giant fagobbler slaped or leg when she was running

by tyler January 21, 2005

talp

"the dance a Irishman does before ejaculation"

the horny Irishman performed a beatuful Talp.

by Tyler September 12, 2003

Sindarian

The Ancient elves in The Simrillion...

Sindarians kick orc asses

by Tyler November 23, 2003