jip

To skip a class on school.

Dude, yesterday, i was like, damn i dont feel so good, so i jipped English.

by Tristan December 25, 2004

Sharkapult

A catapult that doesn't use rocks, but hungry sharks for ammunition.

the sharkapult is one of the 21st centuries most deadly weapon.

by tristan December 14, 2004

biolotician

A person engaged in the study of biology

Boofhead is a biolotician

by tristan October 25, 2004

zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 26, 2003

misn

an interval of time shorter than a minute but longer than a second.

i've been waiting for misns!

by tristan February 27, 2004

Crunkification

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.

Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.

by Tristan November 24, 2003

frealz

for real

Aznguy1: yo im pregnant
Aznguy2: no you arent..
Aznguy3: no frealz i am

by Tristan August 29, 2003