INAD

INAD is an acronym for 'I Need Attention Disorder'. Examples of INAD can be seen in any crowded place, and amongst any group of people. Typically the signs of INAD are first noticed in small children in supermarkets, where they tend to run around screaming or generally irritate shoppers by shouting arguments or pleas with their parents.

It is thought that INAD is caused mainly by ingestion of high doses of E numbers, especially those found in cheap processed foods. Possibly by E101 to E131 and E200 series, Also known to cause hyperactivity are the colours E128 (red) and E133 (blue). These colours are possibly what gives children Blue Smartie Syndrome

INAD can also be induced socially by normally involved people feeling shunned by the conversation. This can lead to them exhibiting INAD as a form of distraction as they steer the conversation round to a subject they can lead in.

Some people are naturally prone to INAD, while others rarely suffer from it.

Those afflicted with INAD generally calm down once they're back to the centre of attention. Possible cures for INAD are restrictions on the smmounts of E numbers consumed, and absolute isolation. The latter may induce fatal depression in those natually prone to INAD.

"Widened eyes, loudened voice, more body movement, he/she shows all the signs of INAD"


"My God, will that kid stop it with the INAD"

INAD by Tristan March 20, 2005

INAD

Acronym for "I need a drink"

FML this week blows, INAD.

INAD by Alkie1 March 9, 2009

Abdul Inad 

Handsome, tall, and very brave.
Very hard to catch but easy to get along with. Crazy if you know him but quiet if you don't.

THE MOST WANTED GUY.

Person 1.Hey, do you and Abdul Inad talk.
Person 2. Yeah, he is funny ash
Person 1. Omg he is.

Abdul Inad by Designer-23 March 16, 2017

inadfession 

A contraction of the words inadvertent and confession. A statement presented as factual that reveals a characteristic of the speaker, since the assertion can only be based on personal experience. An example of inadfessions is evident in the following exchange. Male A: Men masturbate all the time. There is no way women could possibly masturbate more than men. Female B: Women masturbate at least as much as men. Male A: Men masturbate four times a day. Female A: Women do it 10 times a day and can do it at their work cubicle without anyone noticing. In the preceding example Male A concedes in effect that he masturbates four times a day. Female A states in effect that she masturbates 10 times a day and from time-to-time does so at the work place.

Louisa made quite the inadfession when she asserted that “women” like their partners to gently caress their clitoris with the thumb while aggressively banging them with their index and middle fingers.

inadfession by Truckdriver December 30, 2009

in ad 2101 war was beginning 

In the year twenty one oh one, war was beginning, the trigger of this conflict was when cats set up them (captain an co) the bomb. This subsequently resulted in all of their base belonging to cats. However one Zig can move for great justice to turn the tide of the war.

all your base are belong to us
zero wing

in ad 2101 war was beginning by Dux00rs July 12, 2004

Inadequick 

A more descriptive form of inadequate that describes someone who's primary inadequacy deals with premature ejaculation.

Girl1 "why did you dump him?"
Girl2 "he was too inadequick for me"

Inadequick by TheDotEater November 18, 2009

inadequate 

not good enough or un-sufficient

mother: go away i dont need any help!
Child: (sob) thanx now i feel completly inadequate

inadequate by frickena October 13, 2006