trip's definitions

Future John

a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.

After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"

by Trip May 28, 2004

baltimore

As long as you stay north of North Avenue, you will be fine. There, private schools, Universities and well off people abound. Just stay in the southern part of Baltimore County, or the Northern part of Baltimore city.
Oh yeah, the home of lacrosse too.

All the rich people live in north Baltimore.

by Trip June 18, 2005

frub

Slang for jerking off

Aww man are you frubbing again?

by trip November 24, 2003

christ apples

The testicles.

I told my lady to take a bite out of my christ apples. Unfortunately, she did.

by trip June 25, 2003

townie

A person that thinks unprovoked attacks on "goffs and dirty gwebs" makes them cool. Someone that thinks schreaching loudly while trying to bring the front wheel of his (stolen) bike down on a dogs back, causing the dog to run, terrified, onto a road infront of a car, just because the dog is owned by a "dirty bag of greb s**t" is funny. Someone who pretends they're "well ard" by laughing nervously while running away when an angry "goff" girl tells them they'll be getting the vet bill. Someone who thinks beating up girls makes them "well 'ard". Someone who thinks everyone else needs and wants fashion tips. Someone who mistakenly thinks that they are and should be respected by all. In short: A d**kh**d.

What a stupid thing to do! Well it was a townie...

by Trip April 21, 2004

relatives

People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.

"Are those your relatives?"
"Nope."

by trip June 25, 2003

we need to talk

Read: "Sorry honey, it's over."

My girl called me up and said "we need to talk," and i knew it was over.

by trip September 25, 2003