trip's definitions

the one

The person who has the power to change things within The Matrix, i.e. Neo.

Also a crappy movie starring Jet Li traversing parallel dimensions.

Morpheus believes that Neo is the one.

After watching The One, i wanted to go back in time and kill myself as to prevent myself from watching said movie.

by trip June 18, 2003

cuntsock

Marks wife..

Man, my cuntsock forgot to cut the crust off my sandwhich.

by Trip August 1, 2003

baltimore

As long as you stay north of North Avenue, you will be fine. There, private schools, Universities and well off people abound. Just stay in the southern part of Baltimore County, or the Northern part of Baltimore city.
Oh yeah, the home of lacrosse too.

All the rich people live in north Baltimore.

by Trip June 18, 2005

we need to talk

Read: "Sorry honey, it's over."

My girl called me up and said "we need to talk," and i knew it was over.

by trip September 25, 2003

relatives

People whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.

"Are those your relatives?"
"Nope."

by trip June 25, 2003

dweebtard

Insult deriving from the marriage of 'dweeb' and 'tard'. Put in as a replacement for insults such as artard, retard, fucktard, lametard, and so on.

God DAMN, why are you such a dweebtard?

by TRIP November 13, 2004

Bloody Harry

When a woman is on her knees giving you fellatio and you thrust so hard that you make her nose bleed while your pubes go into her nostrils.

Bro, I finally gave my girlfriend a bloody Harry.

by Trip June 4, 2023