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Robert de Niro

A once critically-acclaimed actor who has severely tainted his reputation by attempting to do comedies. On a positive note, he isn't quite as bad as national embarrassment Robin Williams yet.
Fearless Leader (Robert de Niro): Have you liquidated Moose and Squirrel? Did you use the CDI? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Then who else are you talking to? Are you talking to me? Well, I am the only one here, so you must be talking to me. And you are lying! Now catch Moose and Squirrel. And next time use the CDI on them.

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000).
by triggaz April 21, 2008
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Al Pacino

A once critically-acclaimed Italian-American actor. These days would struggle to make the second round of auditions for a Rob Schneider flick.
Two for the money viewer A: Man I can't stand Al Pacino anymore. All he does is yell.

Two for the money viewer B: Yeah talk about a one-trick pony. I can't beleive it took us 30 years to realise how crap he is.
by triggaz April 9, 2008
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kylie minogue

Kylie Minogue is a talentless pop artist and one time "Neighbours" soap star of the 80's. Kylie neither writes, nor sings her own songs. What you actually hear on her CD's is a heavily synthesised, computer generated squeal. In actuality her voice is weaker than a Canadian beer.

Very attractive (especially for her age) but tries WAY too hard to be sexy with her constant pouting, ridiculous mardi-gras like costumes and her pretentious London accent (apparently she was Australian once upon a time).

Practically indistinguishable from her younger sister Danni who releases the odd "look how sexy I am" crap single so as not to be overshadowed by Kylie.

Curiously Kylie has become some sort of gay icon despite her hetero preferences. Consequently, her concerts are filled with chubby homo men and 30-something women who sadly never developed any appreciation for decent music but feel they should at least attend some sort of live music occasionally so they don't appear completely lame.

Kylie is a myth.
Did you go the Kylie Minogue concert the other night? She changed costumes 400 times in two hours!! It was sooooo awesome!!

Get a fucking life and leave me alone.
by triggaz December 12, 2007
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Dannii Minogue

Conceited little pop-whore and sister of the equally talentless Kylie Minogue. Plastic in every sense of the word. Never achieved anything of worth and never will. Ultra-pretentious to boot.
Person A: I went out and bought the latest Dannii Minogue single.

Person B: Shoots person A in the head with a large gun (person B is later Knighted).
by triggaz April 15, 2008
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ben lee

An apparently talentless musical "artist" who appeals to a shallow, tone-deaf and commercially-brainwashed audience.

Lee is Jewish and was educated in a private school in Sydney's snobby Eastern suburbs. Yet he passes himself of as indy/alternative and sings in a distinctly American accent. Evidently Ben Lee suffers from some sort of identity crisis.

If you have ever wondered what a song that has been pencilled in under 5 minutes sounds like, go and buy a Ben Lee album. After a short time of listening you will soon realise that what you actually just bought was nothing more than an overpriced beer coaster.

Was recently sconned in the head with a beer bottle thrown by a disgruntled Perth concert-goer. I guess it shows that the public can only endure so much of this rubbish and are finally starting to fight back.
Person A: "Dude, if you don't like Ben Lee's music, then don't listen to it."

Person B: "The only way I can AVOID hearing it is by flying to the moon and hiding in a cupboard".
by triggaz December 16, 2007
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Bindi Irwin

Daughter of the late Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter.

A precocious and soul-less little media tart, seemingly devoid of any human qualities.

Has been shamelessly cashing-in on her daddy's legacy ever since he was murdered by a stingray.
Is it wrong to wish that Bindi Irwin was taken instead of Steve?
by triggaz April 1, 2008
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Private Bin

I miss the Private Bin, with its sticky floors and blood-stained walls.
by triggaz March 16, 2008
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