urban dictionary trifecta

Also known as "urban dictionary hat trick". Demonstration of excellence in contribution, weeding, and editing, all within the same day.
It consists of approval of your added word, approval of removal of a rival definition, and yourself giving final approval to a particularly excellent word.
Today one of my submissions was added, I successfully removed a crap definition, and one of the real gems I approved while editing got added. That makes an urban dictionary trifecta!
by TreeWeezel April 04, 2011
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Stanza

Mildly derogatory way to refer to somebody's car. The car in question should be small, cheap, and obscure.
Hey guys I got a car! It's a 2005 Rio.

Yeah, we saw. Nice Stanza. <snicker>
by TreeWeezel August 16, 2011
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Carolina hardcore ecstasy

When you don oversized plastic leather shoes and stomp all over a girl, for her pleasure. -Frank Zappa
"then she gave the shoes to me,
and said Darling stomp all over me"

"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy", Frank Zappa
by TreeWeezel April 12, 2011
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Urban contest

All contestents submit 5 words to UD. In several weeks, the highest success rate wins.
What are the results from last month's Urban Contest?
I had 0%. How about you?
0% as well. A draw!
by TreeWeezel April 15, 2011
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monocules

mono (single) + molecules = stray molecules. Means a tiny amount of something.
This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!

Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.

The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
by TreeWeezel August 16, 2011
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one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.
by TreeWeezel April 28, 2011
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gordita

Ultimate insult when spoken between skinny, tarted-up latina girls.
latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues
by TreeWeezel November 19, 2010
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