Definitions by travis pitts

twat-snot

see also cunt bubble.-the thick secretions of an unkempt vagina. often milky,yeasty or otherwise near-opaque. some definitions list twat-snot as the glaze left on your upper lip or nose after performing a successful round of cunnilingus,but this usage is incorrect-unless the woman recieving the action was,as stated,unkempt. (it would otherwise be called a reverse facial)

when i pulled off her panties,i noticed a thick rope of twat-snot clinging for dear life.

twat-snot by travis pitts January 8, 2004

frampton 

a long,windy fart,often consisting of several notes,of various lengths and pitches,that may almost seem to 'speak'.
based of course on Peter Frampton's talking guitar,and noteriety for long,trailing songs. the frampton is the predescessor of the brampton;that being a long, turbulent dump without interupption,and with varying range of sounds.

"to my shock and embarrassment,my melodic frampton gave way to a violent brampton that rang out in the public washroom."

frampton by travis pitts January 8, 2004

Pussy handle

general term for loop piercing anywhere from the crotch to the navel of a woman,when it serves the purpose of a handle or plaything during cunnilingus.

she wasn't really into it until i tugged her pussy handle.

Pussy handle by travis pitts January 8, 2004

pussy handle

a really weak trucker/cb radio monicker:
such as "pink lighting", "rolling velvet" or "sweetwheels"

if your'e gonna be a good trucker,you can't have no pussy handle

pussy handle by travis pitts January 8, 2004

pitchfork 

a sexual manuever involving folding one's pinky and thumb into the palm and using the remaining fingers to:1)penetrate the ass. 2) penetrate the vagina. and 3)tickle either the outer vagina or the buttcrack with the third finger.
in some circles known as a "three pronged attack" or in nautical circles, " the poseidion adventure" after his legendary trident.

she never expected give her the pitchfork.

pitchfork by travis pitts January 8, 2004

Rental 

a hip term for prostitute.
not to be confused with 'loaner',wherein your naive best friend has to go out of town and entrusts you to keep his girlfriend "safe and entertained",but of course you fuck her,because the pent-up sexual tension is more than either of you can handle... but i digress.

"who was that girl we saw you with?,she was nasty!"
"aw naw,man,that was just a rental."
-or-
"whenever I'm visiting a new town, I always get a rental."

Rental by travis pitts January 8, 2004

baby candy 

birth control pills

"don't forget to eat your baby candy"

baby candy by travis pitts January 8, 2004