a long,windy fart,often consisting of several notes,of various lengths and pitches,that may almost seem to 'speak'.
based of course on Peter Frampton's talking guitar,and noteriety for long,trailing songs. the frampton is the predescessor of the brampton;that being a long, turbulent dump without interupption,and with varying range of sounds.

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An alternative to the F-bomb, or when extremely irate, may be combined with "Peter Freakin'" to create the ultimate non-swear.

(verb) The act of demolishing an obnoxious person's cell phone, in honor of rocker Peter Frampton, who recently demolished a fan's cell phone onstage after repeated requests to stop taking unauthorized video of his concert.

A very dry shit that is hard to pass.

The act of jizzing into a womens hand and then letting her use your jizz as lube to jerk you off.