tony's definitions

chester the molester

A Poser, One who molests, a Weird dude who likes hanging with little kida

Did you see Chester the Molester coach that game last week?

by Tony November 14, 2003

bent

To get bent .. to get fucked .

Definition and example to Get bent to get fucked . HEY go get BENT! (Hey go get fucked) YOur bent now . (your fucked now) Dont get Bent (dont get fucked)

by Tony October 12, 2004

decent

a measuremeant of trying.

the try was decent.

by tony June 10, 2003

da

A different way of saying Dumbass

Kostya is such a da...

by Tony March 2, 2005

toque

the foreskin of a (Canadian) penis

that Sofanda chick was all over my toque last night...its all chafed eh

by Tony February 19, 2005

purposelessnessist

In the 21st century, two men, generically named Tony and Jack, realised their lives were unlike those whom surrounded them. Tireless efforts to endure through life's many battles, only one name came with no surprise, to describe their such lives.

They are simply, profoundly, whom have no purpose when alive, nor purpose when deceased, the un-cared for, the un-needed nor wanted, the purposelessnessist.

When one realises they have no purpose in life and no one cares about one and vice-versa

by Tony July 17, 2006

Bat

To beat your girlfriend up after she pushes you you to the limit.

She got out of line, so I batted the bitch!

by tony January 23, 2005