tony's definitions

Jagmo

One who has a stupid face especially Paul.

Paul is such a jagmo and he needs to stop moshing grits all the time.

by Tony April 20, 2003

poon duty

N. Questing for Poon;

Derived from Poon, but is focused on getting Poon.

Yo' Larry, you wanna hang out?

Na man, I'm on Poon Duty.

Hellz yea!

by Tony March 7, 2005

70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 24, 2004

ahee

Used in place of the word 'Yes'

"Yo mah Dizzle, Wanna catch a Fizzle on the Televizzle?"
"Ahee"

by Tony June 25, 2003

tit hair

Usually used as a term describing a very small amount of something.

Yo...dickhead how much do you want me to cut off this two-by-four?
ahhhh...not to much, just a tit hair

by tony January 24, 2004

hayfield

A crappy ass school with out any ceilings that has some hot girls, but is characterized by the pipes dripping all kinds of shit on your head.

I went there

Hayfield is gay, the food tases like booty and i hate it

by tony October 22, 2004

snick

the sound a neck makes when it's been broken in a lustful clinch

ooooh did you hear that awful snick, looks like Ian's on the pull again

by Tony July 15, 2004