Wankspittle

The dribble of wank at the corner of a careless wiper's mouth.

Emily, You've left a bit of wankspittle.

by Tom November 13, 2003

sweetage

Invented by me while on a french exchange. I saw a nice ledge and said 'Thats sweetage!'

Used to describe something that is better than sweet eg
'His hat is sweetage'
'She is sweetage'

by tom February 15, 2005

smoke bomb

a small fire cracker that pruduces alot of smoke for short time and has a strong order of sulfer

hay anyone got some smoke bombs

by tom May 13, 2005

downtime

the amount of time that needs to be spent between her legs before it's her turn.

i had to spend an hour of downtime on her before she even considered sucking my dick.

by tom November 30, 2003

flaps

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.

If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps

by tom December 19, 2003

Burban

A common way to refer to a Chevrolet Suburban, a rather large SUV produced by American car manufacturer Chevrolet, owned by General Motors.

"Damn, I didn't know there was a big ditch on this route, I could really do with a Burban right now!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

slampig

Teresa Mangione is the true definition of a slampig

She is a slut and she steals people boyfriends

by tom March 27, 2004