tom's definitions

spizel

Another word for giz or cum.

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.

by tom May 13, 2005

wizzy

almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock

wizard clock

by tom March 31, 2004

Bears

Greatest Football Team EVER

Da Bears are da greatest team ever

by Tom June 15, 2005

mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

by tom March 2, 2004

dong

second sound on the doorbell

Ding, dong; ding, dong

by Tom March 15, 2005

porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004

leicester

I live in leicester and it ain't that bad. Many ehtnic minorites and lots of samalian imo's coming here but who cares. As long as i earn money and i'm happy i couldn't give a f**k who living in my home city.

they have a lame football team

by Tom June 1, 2004