tom's definitions

sokla

a very fine ass cambodian girl; that gives good head ;)

Damn Sokla you give good head.

by Tom July 3, 2003

poop finger

can be a practical joke in which one jams his finger into an unsuspecting victim and runs away, shouting the term

poor johnny got a deep poop finger by the huge senior

by tom November 14, 2003

Eggman

The one who has the master plan.

I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I've got the master plan...

by Tom November 27, 2003

Omif

Everyone's favorite newbie

Silly Omif, don't eat THAT!

by Tom November 28, 2003

chicken hunten

ho hunten

im go in chicken hunten today

by tom October 27, 2003

Tom's Tour of Europe

A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.

This summer I went on a Tour of Europe. Please sleep with me.

by tom October 7, 2004

churchie

a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer

Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle

by tom December 4, 2004