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Literally means someone who wields a fag. As a musketeer holds a gun, a fagoteer has a fag or cigarette. Translated into modern terms: a smoker; someone who smokes.

Not to be mistaken by fag or faggot. This word has nothing to do with sexual preference at all.
John: Dude, I can't breathe in yo momma's house, she's more a fagoteer than I thought!
Fagoteer by Tom October 4, 2004
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faggoteer 

a pioneer of being a faggot in a group
Hey dude, stop being a faggoteer
faggoteer by Ill Peerson January 28, 2010
A guy who prefers threesomes with another guy and a girl instead of with two girls because he's part queer. One who enjoys packin' butts and shaggin' sluts.
"I almost threw up when I found out my brother Dan is a fageteer."
"The only way Charlie could score last night was to sneak into his parents bed and do them both, what a fageteer."
Fageteer by dSanchez November 19, 2004

Faggoteer 

Volunteer to be a faggot. Also reffered to as male bisexual.
"Yo. You can tell who's a faggoteer by the way they walk."
Faggoteer by Dave Herne May 24, 2008

faggoteer 

(noun) a person who is in training to become a full fledged faggot; a fag underling.
Person #1 "Are you gay?"
Faggoteer: "Not yet. I am still a faggoteer. But I can't wait to be gay."
faggoteer by Jorge April 6, 2003

faggoteering

verb; the act of being faggotish. outwardly projecting said faggotishness onto others, whether you have the right or not
Look at Brandon, he's out faggoteering!
faggoteering by Mary S. October 7, 2005

faggoteer 

Someone who will advertise their homosexuality with flying colors constantly, but will not admit to said orientation when questioned by judgment authoritys.
Ian likes to pose for the camera, wear makeup, hug guys for attention, and dance around you in a festive mannor.

Concerned citizen: stop prancing around, your glitter is getting in my eyes

Ian: whatev sister

- Ian is a faggoteer
faggoteer by Butkus November 30, 2006
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