tom's definitions

porn

The cure to a single person(s) depression

Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet

by tom September 19, 2004

splongie

it means it is dodgey

a chinese toy

by tom December 16, 2003

fat crakka

Trav Murray

That fat crakka is Tom's brother.

by Tom April 20, 2003

american kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under so its a blowjob for any of you dumb twits

'Charlotte gave me an american kiss last night'

by Tom January 3, 2005

silacone

fake brest or inlarged with implants

any women that weighs less than 140 lbs and has ddds may have silacone

by tom December 20, 2003

spizel

Another word for giz or cum.

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.

by tom May 13, 2005

mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

by tom March 2, 2004