toee's definitions

The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.

The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.

by toee December 3, 2006

Ryuhei Matsuda

One of the sexiest stars from out of Japan. Ryuhei was born in 1983 to the equally famous Yusaku and Miyuki Matsuda. Since then he has gone on to become an actor and model in Japan, but his popularity is spreading. He doesn't speak english, is 6', and took his first acting role at the age of 15.

Omg...Ryuhei Matsuda is so freaking sexy.

by toee April 27, 2006

Silas

Kick ass character from the Da Vinci code, also an albino catholic monk.

The only reason to read the Da Vinci code is just for Silas, because he is the best character.

by toee May 25, 2006

Yaoi

1. Gay anime porn, popular among many women.

2. Philadelphia based band that was from mid 2004-early 2006. Came from the remains of the band NiMb.ie. Only one member continued in music with her EBM project Apocalyptic Betty, and another failed project The Missionary Kids

1. You can download all the Yaoi you want, it's sexi isn't it?

2. Did you hear that Yaoi song? Too bad they broke up.

by toee December 3, 2006

piece of ass

Dane Cook once sated that it was something you find at a crimescene.

"We've found..uh..It looks like a piece of ass?!"
said the police officer bagging the evidence.

by toee May 24, 2006

Kakihara

A fictional Sado-Masochist from the film Ichi the Killer. Played by the brilliant Tadanobu Asano, it's this character that gave Ichi the Killer it's edge. Kakihara is a young gangster who likes to hurt himself and has odd facial scarring. He goes in pursuit of his dead boss and lover, Anjo, but along the way adopts the gang and tries to get Ichi to kill him. He also has creepy twin friends who engage in s+m with him.

Believe me, it's one badass character.

Kakihara cuts off the tip of his tongue, and get this, for pretty much just shits and giggles.

by toee May 15, 2006

Beakman's World

A show that aired in the 90's and was fronted by Paul Zaloom a satirist and performance artist who called himself Beakman and acted rather flamboyantly.

Many people who remember the show remember it fondly, it was almost like Pee Wee's playhouse meets Bill Nye the science guy.

It showcased a mad scientist, a rat-man-creature, numerous female assistants and penguins doing science projects and dispelling myths among other things.

Now, I'm quite sure it has a huge stoner fanbase, because the show is very, very trippy.

It was a sad day when they took Beakman's World off the air in 1997.

Random stoner - "I'm gonna go smoke a blunt and watch Beakman's World, wanna come?"

by Toee August 30, 2006