toee's definitions

Easter Bell

The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.

Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.

by toee April 29, 2006

stash rocket

In an amazing true story, two men built a car with a rocket in the trunk, so that if the police should pull them over, a button could be pushed and the crystal meth they had in the rocket would shoot out of the car, therefore the police would never find it in a search.

Unfortunately, it made a rather large boom when it went off, and the police realized that it had been made. The men were arrested and jailed, but their story lived on when featured on NPR.

That sounds so cool, I wish I had a stash rocket.

by toee May 23, 2006

Hank Azaria

An oddly sexy and multitalented actor from New York. His most famous excursions include marrying Helen Hunt, playing Lancelot in the broadway musical Spamalot, and the voices of Moe, Apu and Chief Wiggum on the Simpsons.

He is the actor everyone knows about and has seen, but never knows the name of.

Also a Sephardic Jew, he is a perfect example of Sexjewgly

Hank Azaria is one fine piece of man and an awesome actor.

by toee May 24, 2006

Silas

Kick ass character from the Da Vinci code, also an albino catholic monk.

The only reason to read the Da Vinci code is just for Silas, because he is the best character.

by toee May 25, 2006

*cries*

Used on aim, msn, or any other live chat, to explain when you are feeling down. It explains being sad, or showing frustration over something. You use it in a time you would be crying, either literally or metaphorically.

h0t gurlz 20 : So I heard the tickets sold out.

jUggz : Yeah.
jUggz : *cries*

by toee September 20, 2006

Yaoi

1. Gay anime porn, popular among many women.

2. Philadelphia based band that was from mid 2004-early 2006. Came from the remains of the band NiMb.ie. Only one member continued in music with her EBM project Apocalyptic Betty, and another failed project The Missionary Kids

1. You can download all the Yaoi you want, it's sexi isn't it?

2. Did you hear that Yaoi song? Too bad they broke up.

by toee December 3, 2006

butt seks

The cool kids (i.e. dumbasses and internet freaks) way of spelling Butt Sex. Now used by the sarcastic to make fun of people who use this term.

"lyke, omfg, in this lemon i jsut read, ther was butt seks!" - Words of an internet freak.

by toee May 23, 2006