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Vee's life story

A somewhat humorous andecdote about a girl who lost her virginity to a gay man. It began as a sad true story, and thanks to the lovely Neshaminy student body (and in particular, one giant jew) had turned into rumors and eventually legend. It is called Vee's life story and is bound to be told in locker rooms for years to come.

Once upon a time there was a sad young girl who was convinced by a gay man to let him have sex with her. They never really spoke afterwords, and she always felt like a jackass explaining it to people. Most people feel sorry, unlike others, who think that it is amusing.

That is Vee's life story.

by toee November 11, 2006

pencil line moustache

A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.

Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.

John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.

by Toee August 30, 2006

Kakihara

A fictional Sado-Masochist from the film Ichi the Killer. Played by the brilliant Tadanobu Asano, it's this character that gave Ichi the Killer it's edge. Kakihara is a young gangster who likes to hurt himself and has odd facial scarring. He goes in pursuit of his dead boss and lover, Anjo, but along the way adopts the gang and tries to get Ichi to kill him. He also has creepy twin friends who engage in s+m with him.

Believe me, it's one badass character.

Kakihara cuts off the tip of his tongue, and get this, for pretty much just shits and giggles.

by toee May 15, 2006

Chainshipping

Yet another obsessive fangirl base. Chainshipping is the nickname given to (usually) teenage girls who have watched the film Saw and feel that Adam and Lawrence should be lovers. They have infected most fanfic/message boards for the Saw films with their smut. However, they are one of the better yaoi enthusiasts, since they don't seem to force their opinion on others.

You can always tell which ones are into chainshipping, 16, female and Leigh Whannell obsessed.

by toee May 11, 2006

Hartigan

A pictogram that was spawned of the Heartagram. Instead of a heart that is shaped as a pentagram with a circle, it lost the circle, and where the points of the triangle are became swirls.

There are two variations of the Hartigan, one in which there is still a triangle but the points are swirls, and one in which there is no triangle and the heart has a cleft down the middle.

Can also be called a Heartigan. Was originally named a Hartigan after the character Hartigan of Sin City, and because of it's extremely close resemblance to the Heartagram.

All the emo kids were drawing Heartagrams on their books, but instead we drew a Hartigan.

by toee November 14, 2006

Sloppy Slut

One who becomes sexually promiscuous when intoxicated.

At the party last night, I had so many drinks I became a sloppy slut!

by toee March 29, 2009

*cries*

Used on aim, msn, or any other live chat, to explain when you are feeling down. It explains being sad, or showing frustration over something. You use it in a time you would be crying, either literally or metaphorically.

h0t gurlz 20 : So I heard the tickets sold out.

jUggz : Yeah.
jUggz : *cries*

by toee September 20, 2006