toee's definitions

Kakihara

A fictional Sado-Masochist from the film Ichi the Killer. Played by the brilliant Tadanobu Asano, it's this character that gave Ichi the Killer it's edge. Kakihara is a young gangster who likes to hurt himself and has odd facial scarring. He goes in pursuit of his dead boss and lover, Anjo, but along the way adopts the gang and tries to get Ichi to kill him. He also has creepy twin friends who engage in s+m with him.

Believe me, it's one badass character.

Kakihara cuts off the tip of his tongue, and get this, for pretty much just shits and giggles.

by toee May 15, 2006

Chainshipping

Yet another obsessive fangirl base. Chainshipping is the nickname given to (usually) teenage girls who have watched the film Saw and feel that Adam and Lawrence should be lovers. They have infected most fanfic/message boards for the Saw films with their smut. However, they are one of the better yaoi enthusiasts, since they don't seem to force their opinion on others.

You can always tell which ones are into chainshipping, 16, female and Leigh Whannell obsessed.

by toee May 11, 2006

Silas

Kick ass character from the Da Vinci code, also an albino catholic monk.

The only reason to read the Da Vinci code is just for Silas, because he is the best character.

by toee May 25, 2006

mall ninja

A stupid nickname that kids in Pa/Nj/De area came up with for themselves if they are actually mall rats. Then they had to incorporate the whole Ninja/Pirate war thing... Also see Mall Pirate

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Ninjas.

by toee February 11, 2006

butt seks

The cool kids (i.e. dumbasses and internet freaks) way of spelling Butt Sex. Now used by the sarcastic to make fun of people who use this term.

"lyke, omfg, in this lemon i jsut read, ther was butt seks!" - Words of an internet freak.

by toee May 23, 2006

Crushboy

Typically known as a troll, someone who is so incredibly in awe with something they have to act as if they hate it. They come on message boards and troll, but in their hearts they would come running in a second.

"This totally sucks, u losers, it's stoopid." said the Crushboy on the message board. We all know he liked it.

by toee May 11, 2006

Hank Azaria

An oddly sexy and multitalented actor from New York. His most famous excursions include marrying Helen Hunt, playing Lancelot in the broadway musical Spamalot, and the voices of Moe, Apu and Chief Wiggum on the Simpsons.

He is the actor everyone knows about and has seen, but never knows the name of.

Also a Sephardic Jew, he is a perfect example of Sexjewgly

Hank Azaria is one fine piece of man and an awesome actor.

by toee May 24, 2006