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Sexjewgly

Sexjewgly is simply this - Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly.

You see, it originated in the northeast Philadelphia region where many Jews live. It is used to describe a middle aged, hook nosed, yet unbelieveably sexy Jewish man. Who knows what the attraction is, but only Russian girls and over sexed teenagers use this phrase. You can see it grafitied all over Roosevelt blvd.

A famous example is Tim Roth, who is actually not Jewish, but his name and nose make people believe it. Anyway, he is a famous Sexjewgly.
Hey, that guy is so Sexjewgly.

Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly

Sexjewgly is my Anti Drug
by toee May 15, 2006
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goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.
Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.
by toee May 24, 2006
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dilf

Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.
Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.
by toee May 23, 2006
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sex and violence

A song by the Exploited.

Or, just sex and violence, literally.
I went to an exploited show and they played sex and violence
by toee May 24, 2006
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{^ }_^)

look, this one looks like poto, {^ }_^)
by toee September 20, 2006
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Fenonos

A slang native to southeast Pennsylvania, particularly Philadelphia and Bucks county that refers to a woman's breast. Pronouned Feh-NO-nos, it can refer to a chest of any kind.
Check out the Fenonos on that chick!
by toee April 23, 2007
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Screen Hopping

The act of going from one screen to another in a movie theater, evading the ushers, as to either see more than one movie for one ticket or to get into a totally seperate movie than the one you have a ticket for. Most often done by adolescents, or angry vengeful adults (i.e. when the film they want to see sells out).
After the movie ended, we went screen hopping to the screen next door and saw another movie.
by toee January 19, 2007
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