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Johnny Cochran

1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)

The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.

He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
by toee May 17, 2006
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Easter Bell

The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.
Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.
by toee April 29, 2006
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Skinbyrd

Originally meant to be the girlfriend, friend, or supporter of skinheads. It was stated that girls aren't supposed to be skinheads, but rather to help out the guys that are, but still wanted rank within the skinheads. So, they became skinbyrds. Some skinbyrds took on the look of skinheads, with the boots and shaved heads or chelsea hair, but most remained anonymous and chose to look 'normal'.

Some claim that there is no such thing as a female skinhead, and all that exists are skinbyrds. I suppose this though counts on what subgroup of skinheads you are.

Traditional skinheads believe in skinbyrds, and racist ones do too. Sharp and Rash skinheads think of women as skinheads, however.
See that girl over there, hanging out with all those skinheads, she's a skinbyrd.
by toee May 23, 2006
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Edgely

A town in Pennsylvania that is technically part of Bristol. It is very aptly named, because Edgely seems to be on the edge of civiliation. There is not one store, laundromat, doctor's office, fast food joint, mall, or park there. It is just houses, and that's it. It is a depressing little town, if rich.
There is nothing to do in Edgely, it's a sad little town.
by Toee September 3, 2006
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the Panda song

Originally from Sifl and Ollie, it is a song about, well, pandas. There is an online video of it.
Here's famous lyrics -

"The pandas are coming, they'll rip your ass to shreds!"
"What kind of camoflage is this? Black and white? Hiding in an oreo factory maybe?"

That's the Panda song.
by Toee August 28, 2006
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idkwtfid

acronym for I Don't Know What The Fuck I'm Doing - best used whilst talking to somebody online or text messaging.
hey man, idkwtfid on this webpage...
by toee April 9, 2006
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Internet Gadfly

Taken from Somethingawful.com -

The Internet Gadfly is easily mistaken for a troll, but is actually far more pathetic and common than the troll. Whereas a troll is an artificial construct, the Internet Gadfly is desperate to invest himself emotionally in his attempts at disruption. The Internet belongs to him and how DARE you do something of which he does not approve. The Internet Gadfly will often initially seem benign, but he will soon attach himself to the power structure somewhere - on a forum, on IRC or even on Usenet - and then things will go horribly wrong. Internet Gadfly will begin griping constantly and pushing boundaries. He will eventually attempt to foment rebellion and, failing this, retreat to a sort of sub-community that exists solely to harass the community that exiled him. Fortunately, Internet Gadfly will find many outcast comrades to take up the cause with him.
by toee May 28, 2006
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