going jet blue

When the frustrations of a stressful job get to be too much, you scream obscenities over the PA system, grab a beer from the lunch room refrigerator, deploy the proverbial escape chute, and scurry off to a better life.

Man, if that jackass mentions his precious 'action plan' one more time, I'm going jet blue on his ass!

by tnunnster August 11, 2010

doughemian

A person of substantial financial means living a nontraditional lifestyle. For example, an artist, author, actor or musician with a trust fund.

Apple stock options have created a new generation of doughemians in the Bay Area.

by TNunnster February 06, 2010

Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass

Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"

by tnunnster October 07, 2010

theocracide

The effort to eliminate the impact of belief in a sky daddy on the rest of us.

Damn! When did atheists get an atomic weapon? That's some harsh theocracide!

by tnunnster October 09, 2012

artistocrat

A person who uses their excessive wealth to surround themselves with trendy artists and overpriced works of art to elevate their status in society.

Artistocrats can suck my balls. I mean, really, get a freakin' life of your own!

by TNunnster February 06, 2010

Pulled a Weiner

The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.

Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?

Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.

by TNunnster June 15, 2011

Romneyconomics

The shortsighted economic policies of the Romney/Ryan campaign that rely heavily on the ideas of Ayn Rand. Romneyconomics pushes the trickle-down economic theory that ends up widening the the gap between haves and have-nots because it does not account for greed and other externalities.

Tea Partier: I voted for Romney 4 years ago - my income hasn't risen but the cost of living has skyrocketed and my community is deteriorating.

Rational-but-bitter Progressive: How's that Romneyconomics plan working out for ya?

by tnunnster October 24, 2012