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The misguided act of posting questionable photos of yourself online, thus destroying your chances of ever holding an elected office.
Dude #1: Did you see the beefcake pictures Anthony posted of himself?

Dude #2: Yeah. The idiot really pulled a weiner.
by tnunnster June 16, 2011
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A commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superstitious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.
My brother won't shut up about how the great deals at godmart. What a christbag!
by tnunnster February 6, 2010
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The main reason for a paradox.
Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.
by tnunnster April 22, 2011
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A person of substantial financial means living a nontraditional lifestyle. For example, an artist, author, actor or musician with a trust fund.
Apple stock options have created a new generation of doughemians in the Bay Area.
by tnunnster February 6, 2010
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1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass
Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
by tnunnster October 6, 2010
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1) A derogative term for Brussels Sprouts.

2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")
Sam: Dude, these nasty little green balls taste like ass!

Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.

Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.
by tnunnster April 4, 2011
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1) v. - The act of freeing a society from the chains of fundamentalist dogma.

2) n. - A product that, when sprayed on evangelical door knockers, will make them go away. (Similar to pesticide.)
Getting the Catholic church out of the lives of non-Catholics will require a strong dose of dogmaticide.
by tnunnster October 10, 2012
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